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- Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! (Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes)
- Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (180 School Jokes & 4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans…. Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they? (Grandparent Jokes & Army Jokes)
- What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
- What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
- How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential Inauguration?…. In general terms. (Veterans Day Jokes & Inauguration Jokes)
- The Memorial Day Weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. “We live in a great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said. . . .“I’m not free. I’m four.” (Elementary School Jokes)
- What kind of tea did the American colonists want?… Liberty. (Tea Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
- What was the most popular dance in 1776?… Indepen-dance. (American Revolution Jokes)
- A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes & Book Jokes)
- What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…”Get in the boat, men!” (Top 50 State Jokes)
- The 2012 film Lincoln did well in theaters… historically this has not been true. (Civil War Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Veterans Day Jokes / Army Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
- What is Uncle Sam’s favorite Memorial Day snack?… Fire crackers. (Fireworks Jokes)
- What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76! (Ghost Jokes)
- Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)? (Biology Jokes)
- What did one American flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… It cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
- Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes & Book Jokes)
- The new backyard grill I got for Memorial Day weekend is actually assembled in America… The box of components are imported, but I had to put it together myself in my garage.
- British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July…. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea. (Tea Jokes)
- Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Baseball Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)