2022 Election Jokes: 22 Funny Election Jokes

by | Oct 14, 2022 | Uncategorized

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST election jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?… Because they didn’t want to elect Ron. (Election Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  3. What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes)
  4. A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show… Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony. (Pasta Jokes)
  5. Ice Cream Flavors honoring Richard Nixon… ‘ImPeachments & Cream’ and ‘Watermelon-Gate.’ (Election Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  6. Why did Ron lose the election?… People thought his elect-Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  7. I like my sunglasses like I like my politicians… Polarized and able to be bought surprisingly cheap.
  8. Politician: I really feel like having some pancakes… maybe I don’t…I just can’t stop waffling. (Pancake Jokes)
  9. How many presidential aides does it take to change a light bulb?… None. They’re supposed to keep the President in the dark.
  10. What do you call a bee that works for the government?… A pollentician.
  11. Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Presidents Jokes)
  12. Got a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving? (Pie Jokes / Thanksgiving Jokes / Election Jokes)
  13. November 1st 2020: Someone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, “I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.”
  14. What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
  15. What political party are most corn farmers and growers?… They are “corn” servative republic-corns. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  16. A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything… except office.
  17. “George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
  18. “Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening.” Bill Clinton (Cemetery Jokes)
  19. What is something that describes both political talk and filling up your plate at Thanksgiving?… Choosing sides. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  20. What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures!
  21. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Presidents’ Day Jokes / Election Jokes / Book Jokes)
  22. “I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency – even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.” Ronald Reagan