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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best beard jokes.
  2. “I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes)
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  4. How did the barber win the race?… He took a short cut. (Track & Field Jokes)
  5. Who shaves 10 times a day and still has a beard?… The barber. (Barber Jokes)
  6. Dear Disney, why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Disney Jokes)
  7. What do you call a goat with a beard?… Goatee. (Animal Jokes)
  8. Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?… He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.
  9. I didn’t like my beard at first… but then it grew on me. 
  10. What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?… Abraham Stinkin.
  11. Why don’t men with beards need vacuums?… They already have crumb catchers.
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about beards? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good beard knock-knock joke?
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good beard knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  15. What do you call a bald chemistry teacher with only a beard? Heisenbeeard.
  16. Why was the bearded man angry?… Because he kept being mistaken for a hipster
  17. What happened to the man who was hesitant about growing a beard?… It eventually grew on him. 
  18. Why was the bearded man with low self-esteem happy going out with his nonbearded friends?… Because everyone thought he was the leader! 
  19. Where does a man with a beard put his beard clippings?… In his shavings account.
  20. My friend and I are in a beard-growing contest… It’s neck and neck right now.
  21. What is a beard’s favorite nuts?… Mustachios.
  22. What is a bearded man’s favorite headphone brand?… Bearddynamic. 
  23. What is an old and wise dragon?… A bearded dragon! 
  24. Why don’t the Amish shave their beards?… Because they don’t want raze-a-barn. 
  25. What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?… Hairy Potter. 
  26. How many bearded men does it take to change a lightbulb?… Ten. One to actually do the job, and nine others to compliment each other’s beards. 
  27. Why did the man with receding hairline decide to grow his beard?… Because he was trying to plan a head.