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- Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Basketball Jokes)
- What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar! (Hamburger Jokes & Bacon Jokes for Kids)
- How do you make Pig Jerky?… Give them some coffee. (Coffee Jokes)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- Why did Snoopy need a bath?… He bumped into Pigpen. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
- What did the pig say when somebody told him he was making cupcakes all wrong?… Listen, I’ve been bacon my whole life. (Bacon Jokes & Cupcake Jokes)
- What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket. (Pilot Jokes)
- What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Breakfast Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?… They hog the puck. (Hockey Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs. (Egg Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple. (New York Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life. (Egg Jokes)
- What do you call a pig’s laundry?… Hogwash.
- Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon. (Farming Jokes)
- What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence?… John Hamcock. (American Revolution Jokes)
- What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork. (Dinosaur Jokes)
- What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon. (US History Jokes)
- What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?… Pork rinds. (Watermelon Jokes)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Summer Camp Jokes)
- What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
- Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon
- Where do sick groundhogs go?… to the hogpital. (Doctor Jokes)
- Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
- Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Cookie Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs. (Egg Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- What’s the name of the movie about bacon?… Hamlet.