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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best volleyball jokes.
- What does a police officer do on the volleyball court?… Serve and Protect. (Police Jokes)
- What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
- What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Prom Jokes)
- What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player?… They both like to hammer spikes.
- Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service. (Veterans Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
- Never trust volleyball players with your drinks… They might spike ’em.
- Who directed the movie about Volleyball?… Spike Lee. (Movie Jokes)
- Where is the first volleyball match mentioned in the Bible?… When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
- Why did all the volleyball players stand in a line from shortest to tallest?… Coach asked the team to go from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
- Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?… Because she wanted to tie the score.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to volleyball practice! (August Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about volleyball?
- What do blockers and waiters have in common?… If they do a good job, there will be a big fat tip coming.
- What’s the fastest way to get the setter mad?… Every time you make a pass let the setter know the ball is, “Up!” and tell the setter, “Yours!”
- Why do volleyball players like to go swimming?… They enjoy diving in the deep and floating in the shallow. (Swimming Jokes)
- What do volleyball players do in their free time?… Watch Spike TV.
- Why are volleyball players so blameless?… They always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.
- Where do ghosts play volleyball?… On a volleyball corpse! (Cemetery Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- Why did the volleyball players go to the library for practice?… The coach told them they’ll be doing some reading today. (Library Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?… The service may be excellent, but she’ll try to spike all the drinks.
- What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball?… You have to dig your own grave.
- Why did the volleyball player cross the road?… There are players on the other side.
- Why are policemen great at volleyball?… They serve and protect.
- What does a religious volleyball player do?… Serve God.
- Why did the volleyball player get kicked out of the party?… He spiked the punch.
- Why did the volleyball player join the army?… To serve our country.
- How does a volleyball player deliver her messages?… By Air Mail.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good volleyball knock-knock joke?
- How come volleyball players always get a draw in a game of tic tac toe?… Every time one of them sets an X down the other one just says O.
- How many middle-hitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?… Just one, but first the setter has to put it perfectly into their hand.
- What do a dentist and a volleyball coach have in common?… They both use drills!
- What do you call a groundhog that plays volleyball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Why is it hard to keep hitters productive indoors?… They always work on an angle to play outside.
- What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?… Annette.
- Why are spiders great volleyball players?… Because they have great topspin.
- Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?… Because you might get arrested.
- Why are volleyball players like lawyers?… Because they always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good volleyball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why does it take six players to carry the volleyball to a tournament?… Not one player can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
- Are you wearing sunscreen?… Because that was one serious block!
- Why did the volleyball player join the navy?… To serve our country.
- How did the server know that the bad serve wasn’t with the hand?… The server knew that it was the foot fault.
- Why does a serve receive pattern never work against a sniper?… They all be running for cover.
- What are you doing with those shoe strings?… Planning to tie the score.
- Why don’t sniper attacks work on volleyball players?… Because they always run for cover.
- Why did the volleyball player join the air force?… To serve our country.
- Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?… He was always spiking the ball.
- Why did the volleyball player join the Marines?… To serve our country.
- Why did the volleyball player join the Coast Guard?… To serve our country.
- Why did the volleyball player join Americorps?… To serve our country.
- Why did the volleyball player join Peace Corps?… To serve our country and the world.
- Why can’t fish play volleyball?… Because they are afraid of the net.
- Why did the volleyball player get kicked out of the dance?… She spiked the punch.
- Why did the volleyball player get kicked out of the prom?… H spiked the punch.
- How do physicists play volleyball?… In vacuum with perfect spheres.
- Why is it good to stand on the service line?… Because you can order ice cream
- Where do ghosts play volleyball?… On a volleyball corpse!
- If I serve my heart to you… would you get it?
- How many volleyball referees does it take to screw in a light bulb?… None, They’re always in the dark.
- Why do benched players look so wise?… They don’t look like the fools on the floor entertaining the crowds.
- Why can’t fish play volleyball?… Because they are afraid of the net.
- Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail?… Because he was set up.
- The most horrible statement for a volleyball player by his friends could be… You are blocked now.
- Try not to play volleyball in court… because you can easily get arrested.
- You should call us butter… because we are on a roll
- A volleyball player got arrested… He was suspicious of foul play.
- Who else is self quarantining alone?.. I am so very close to naming my volleyball!
- Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
- Why did the volleyball player cross the road?… There’s a teammate that is bartending at the pub, who can serve drinks that are spiked. (Beer Jokes)