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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best coronation jokes.
- Why type of government has a mole king?… A Mole – archy.
- What basketball player does the Royal Family love?… Isaiah Thomas, the King of the 4th. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns. (Dentist Jokes)
- Why did King Louis despise the peasants?… He found them revolting. (Bastille Day Jokes)
- Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
- King Charles is the new ruler of England… He hopes he can measure up.
- Who is the leader of all pumpkins?… The Pumpking. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- King Charles III was a very good cello player when he was young… He’s an Artist formerly known as Prince. (365 Music Jokes)
- What do you call King Charles on the toilet?… A royal flush.
- What do you call a royal groundhog?… A crowned hog.
- Sir Charles Barkley… a great NBA representative for the Royal Coronation. (365 Basketball Jokes)
- King Charles’s coronation date has been revealed… It’s Camilla.
- “God Save the Queen” seems an ill-fitting anthem following the coronation of King Charles III… The obvious choice for the replacement is the “Charles in Charge” theme song. (365 Music Jokes)
- I’m not a fan of the new coins released with King Charles’ head on them…. But then I don’t like change.
- What medieval king wrote books?… King Author. (Knight Jokes & Book Jokes)
- Why did no one in the kings court laugh when the king farted?… Because noble gases don’t cause a reaction. (Chemistry Jokes)
- The official beer of the Coronation… Corona. (Beer Jokes)
- Prince Charles contracts Corona Virus… All part of the coronation process. (Covid Jokes)
- King Charles to get a crown next year… You know U.K. dentistry is bad when the King can’t even get a dentist appointment. (Dentist Jokes)
- What happens when a prince gets coronavirus?… A coronation. (Covid Jokes)
- Prince Charles is actually happy about getting COVID-19… Now he doesn’t have to worry if he will experience coronation. (Covid Jokes)
- Where does the King Charles keep his armies?… In his sleevies. (Army Jokes)
- Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall… He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
- As the virus crisis rages on in Italy, many Italians are considering reverting back to monarchy… It should be quite easy, seeing as they already have a coronation. (Covid Jokes)
- What did the King name the extra night?… Sir Plus. (Knight Jokes)
- King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did… Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one space at a time.
- Why did King Charles go to the dentist?… To get his teeth crowned. (Dentist Jokes)
- Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games… He knows how to properly use the Royal Wii.
- Wanna hear an old British joke?… King Charles III.
- What was the nickname for da King who wanted everything?… DeSire…
- What’s the difference between a dinosaur and a British king?… One is a T-rex, the other is a tea rex. (Dinosaur Jokes & Tea Jokes)
- What the most frustrating thing for dragons when Kings threw them birthday parties?… Blowing out the candles… (Dragon Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- When is a king like a piece of wood?… When it’s a ruler.
- Where does royalty go out to eat?… Burger King. (Fast Food Jokes)
- Who was strong enough to move the king’s castle?… A chess player.
- Who designed King Arthur’s round table?… Sir Cumference. (Knight Jokes)
- What medieval king wrote books?… King Author. (Knight Jokes & Book Jokes)
- What does the king do on his throne?… He sits on it.
- Why was the king wet?… He was the reigning monarch. (Rain Jokes)
- Why did the king have a round table?… So he wouldn’t be cornered.
- How did Medieval kings send messages in the forest?… Moss code. (Tree Jokes)
- Why did the King go to the bank after dinner?… To make his knightly deposit. (Knight Jokes)
- Where do kings get crowned?… On their heads.
- Which of the king’s knights never doubted himself?… Sir Tanlee. (Knight Jokes)
- Why did King Arthur go to the dentist?… To get his teeth crowned. (Dentist Jokes)
- Why were there so many old chairs in the King’s castle?… They were never throne out.
- Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?… Sir Cumference!
- King Charles has announced that he will be sending his best two Helicopter pilots to Ukraine for the war… Their names are Andrew and Harry.
- Why was the King’s army so tired?… Too many sleepless knights. (Knight Jokes)
- What do you call a king on the toilet?… A royal flush.
- How dose good King Wenceslas like his pizza?… Deep pan, crisp and even. (Pizza Jokes)
- I went to McDonalds and Wendy’s and Burger Kings and all the fries were burnt!… Then I realized it’s Black Fryday.(Black Friday Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
- Please pray for my dumb friend who thinks Stephen King is a documentarian… He’ll believe ‘It’ when he sees it. (Book Jokes)
- In the early days, we had Kingdoms run by Kings. And Empires run by Emperors. Now we have Countries run by…
- What is it called when a king and queen have no children?… A receding heir line. (Barber Jokes)
- Why was the King unhappy with the weather?… Because it was reigning. (Rain Jokes)
- What was the name of the king’s extra knight?… Sir Plus.
- Why does Donald Trump thinks he can become King of the USA?… Because his actions led to a Coronation.
- King Charles has a realistic chance of breaking one of Queen Elizabeths most famous records… The record number of 15 prime ministers during her reign.
- Where does the King keep his armies?… In his sleevies
- What was King Tut known as in the wild west?… Rootin’ Tutankhamun.
- I have lived to see something I never thought possible… The Coronation of an American president.
- When will Putin resign as president?… At the coronation.