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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more high school jokes.
  2. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  3. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (Prom Jokes)
  4. Why don’t skeletons play music in the high school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes & Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  5. I can’t believe the girls at school can’t wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment… Don’t they have a right to bare arms? (Jokes for Teachers & Constitution Jokes)
  6. I thought about being a high school history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes Labor Day Jokes)
  7. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in High School. (Elementary School Jokes & Giraffe Jokes)
  8. What do get when you cross one middle school principal with a high school principal?… I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Principal Jokes)
  9. What kind of school do you graduate from if you’re a giant?… High school. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  10. What faculty member was friends with all the seniors?… The princi-pal. (Principal Jokes)
  11. A high school graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
  12. Where did the ice-cream man graduate high school from?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes / High School Jokes / High School Graduation Jokes)
  13. Why did everyone think the valedictorian was so charming?… He was known to be a class act. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  14. Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the 1st day… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  15. Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  16. Why did the high school senior chuck his watch out the window?… He wished that time would fly. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the principal’s hand. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  18. Why do all the students bring ladders to ninth grade?… They’re in high school now. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  19. A group of vaping college students is called a smog…. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office. (Principal Jokes)
  20. I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate. – Melanie White (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  21. My high school graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot…. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Basketball Jokes)
  22. What animal is always at a high school baseball game?… A bat. (High School Jokes & Bat Jokes)
  23. Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to high school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  24. Why did one high school in the city stop organizing graduation ceremonies?… There was too much name-calling in it. (High School Jokes)
  25. Teacher #1: My new student is from Ireland. Teacher #2: Oh, really? …. Teacher #1: No, O’Reilly! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  26. “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A high school teacher on the last day before Winter Break. (Dad Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers)
  27. Why are leprechauns bad high school teachers?…. Because they’re very short-tempered! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  28. What did the high school graduate ask when he entered his graduation ceremony?… Is it one degree hotter in here? (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  29. Are people jealous of the Irish high school teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  30. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better high school student.
  31. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping in the nurse’s office. (Napping Jokes & Nurse Jokes)
  32. Do leprechauns make good high school secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  33. Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  34. Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  35. How can you tell if an Irish high school student is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
  36. Why can’t you borrow lunch money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Leprechaun Jokes)
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys graduation day! (Graduation Knock Knock Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  38. Are people jealous of the Irish teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  39. What did the graduate say when his mom asked him why he didn’t pick up his phone at his graduation?… I couldn’t pick up because the reception was horrible.
  40. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers)
  41. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat… Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Labor Day Jokes)
  42. What did the high school cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?… Happy New Cheer! (New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers & High School Jokes)
  43. What is the #1 Christmas present for a high school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  44. How does a high school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
  45. What’s the difference between a high school teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes & Gum Jokes)
  46. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in high school. (Elementary School Jokes & Giraffe Jokes)
  47. I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only memorizing even numbers… What are the odds?
  48. What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (Mole Day Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  49. What kind of test do chemistry students like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Mole Day Jokes)
  50. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (Spring Jokes)
  51. My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.” (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  52.  Why did the middle school student go to the top of the school?… Because he wanted to go to high school.
  53. How is a high school softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  54. National Brownie Day: How is a high school baseball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  55. Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  56. College is similar to high school… To a degree. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  57. What should you grow in a high school garden?… Human beans! (Flower Jokes)
  58. There was a kidnapping in the local high school… Luckily a teacher woke him up.
  59. How does a high school science teacher freshen her breath?… With experi-mints! (Science Jokes)
  60. Why isn’t there a clock in the high school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes)
  61. What’s the only class in high school with makeup exams? Cosmetology.
  62. Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
  63. How are coffee beans like high school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
  64. Why didn’t the freshman go to the pirate movie?… Because it was rated arrrrr
  65. Why did the boy take a ladder to school?… Because he wanted to get to high school.
  66. A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Calculus Jokes & High School Jokes)
  67. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography)
  68. What school teaches you how to greet people?… Hi School.
  69. Why did the M&M go to high school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  70. How many freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  71. Why did the freshman eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  72. Why is a elementary school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes)
  73. Why didn’t the mermaid finish high school? Because her grades were always under the C.
  74. We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.
  75. Why didn’t the sun go to high school?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes)
  76. Why are high school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  77. My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.”
  78. Why did the middle school students study in the airplane?… Because they wanted higher grades. (Plane Jokes)