Top 50 Popcorn Jokes

by | Jan 18, 2023 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best popcorn jokes.
  2. I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater… It’s ok though, it still saved me money. (Movie Jokes)
  3. Many people claim that it is hard to chew popcorn…. There is a kernel of truth to that claim.
  4. What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes for Kids / Father’s Day Jokes / Corn Jokes)
  5. What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  6. What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn. (Fireworks Jokes / Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
  7. Want to hear a popcorn joke?… Nah, it’s to corny… Oops! That popped out of nowhere.
  8. Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
  9. What do popcorn use for money?… Corn “Bread.”
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about popcorn?
  11. Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  12. There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.
  13. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Gymnastics Jokes)
  14. I wonder if the first person to pop popcorn suddenly had the urge to… watch a movie. (Movie Jokes)
  15. Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes)
  16. What is a popcorn’s favorite type of music?… POP. (Music Jokes)
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good popcorn knock-knock joke?
  18. How much do pirates charge for corn on the cob?… A buck-an-ear. (Pirate Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  19. What do you call a popcorn’s favorite flower?… Poppies. (Flower Jokes)
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good popcorn knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  21. What did the baby corn say to momma corn?… Where is pop corn? (Mother’s Day Jokes / Father’s Day Jokes / Baby Jokes)
  22. Where do seals eat popcorn?… At the Dive-In movies. (Movie Jokes)
  23. Why is popcorn way better than a movie?… Because they are just so much butter. (Movie Jokes)
  24. What do pumpkins eat at the movies?… Pulp Corn. (Pumpkin Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  26. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?… Because the corn has ears! (Farming Jokes)
  27. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Papa… Papa who?… Papapapapapapapa popcorn. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids / Dad Jokes / Father’s Day Jokes)
  28. What does Chuck Norris do when he wants popcorn?… He breathes on Nebraska! (Nebraska Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  29. What do corn cobs call their father?… “Pop” corn. (Dad Jokes)
  30. How is a bag of popcorn like an army?… It has lots of kernels. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  31. What do popcorn use for money?… Corn “Bread.” (Corn Jokes)
  32. What do you tell a bag of popcorn after it graduates from College?… Corn-gratulations. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  33. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the popcorn jokes?… Because they were too corny! (Corn Jokes)
  34. What do you call a field of popcorn?… A-maze-ing! (Farming Jokes)
  35. What do you call a “corny” metal band?… PopKORN! (Corn Jokes & Music Jokes)
  36. I just burnt 400 calories… I left the popcorn in the microwave for too long.
  37. Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?… The kernel was looking for him. (Chicken Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  38. If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn. (Movie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  39. What do baby corns call their daddy?… Popcorn. (Baby Jokes)
  40. What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  41. I met a man with the last name Popcorn. He said he was in the military…He was a kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  42. I was at the cinema and this couple were kissing in front of us, not even watching the movie. How wasteful can you be with your money!… So I threw my bag of popcorn at them. (Movie Jokes)
  43. A guy was throwing popcorn at the back of my head in the cinema.I turned around and said, “You and me…when this film finishes…let’s sort this out.”He said, “OK then.”And then, when it was over, we cleared away all the popcorn like respectable men. (Movie Jokes)
  44. I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart… There were two colonels crushed. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  45. What does popcorn and KFC have in common?… Greasy, old kernals. (Chicken Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  46. Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars… The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles. (Movie Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  47. There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  48. I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling… it’s cheaper than a smoke alarm. (Fireman Jokes)
  49. I went to the Cinema yesterday… …I was buying popcorn, a drink and some candy. As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a $50 note.” The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the candy back!”(Movie Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  50. I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people’s heads… I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter. (Movie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)