December Jokes for Teachers

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  1. December 1st National Grinch Day Jokes: Grinch Day Jokes: What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grammar Jokes)
  2. Top 10 December Jokes: What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
  3. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  4. I was passing gym class with flying colors until we got to the skiing unit… It was downhill from there. (180 School Jokes)
  5. What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?… Present. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  6. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?… Because he went down in History. (Reindeer Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  7. What is the best Christmas present in the world for a music teacher?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  8. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Elf Jokes & Back to School Jokes)
  9. What do elves do after school?… Their gnome work! (Elf Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  10. Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?… He was elf taught. (Reindeer Jokes &Elf Jokes)
  11. December 8th: National Brownie Day: How is a high school softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes & High School Jokes)
  12. National Brownie Day: How is a high school baseball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes & High School Jokes)
  13. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Teacher Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  14. Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  15. Why did the middle school student’s grades drop after Christmas?… Because everything was marked down.
  16. Teacher: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year? Student: I haven’t decided yet. Teacher: What did you give him last year? Student: The measles. (Doctor Jokes)
  17. A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  18. I’m not sure I can tell you word-for-word what the 2nd Amendment is… But I’ll take a shot at it!
  19. December 15th Bill of Rights Day: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
  20. I got caught with a copy of the Constitution… I swear I read it for the articles. (Constitution Jokes) 
  21. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  22. What do you call a cat on a summer school field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Christmas Jokes / Cat Jokes)
  23. Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  24. What do you call a snowman at a Summer School?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / July Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
  25. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  26. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  27. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?… The elf-abet. (Elf Jokes)
  28. What do elves teach in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  29. Winter Jokes for Teachers: What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Murray… Murray who?… Murray Christmas, one and all! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  31. What is the #1 Christmas present for a middle school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Middle School Jokes)
  32. What is the #1 Christmas present for an elementary school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it!(Elementary School Jokes)
  33. What is the #1 Christmas present for a college music professor?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (College Jokes)
  34. The only “homework” you want your dog to chew up is your list of New Year’s resolutions.
  35. Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?… Times Square. (Math Jokes for Teachers)