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Top Joke Pages:
- Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in fencing at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fencing? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fencing knock-knock jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fencing knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite fall sport is fencing. (Fall Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a fencing athlete and the Invisible Man?… Fencing like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella so bad at fencing?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the mummy fencing coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where do fencing athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes & Top 50 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Why was the skeleton always left out in a fencing match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Why can’t foil fencers work as morticians?… Because every time they find a dead spot they want to change the client’s jacket.
- How can you tell that your dance partner at a masked ball is a fencer… Because after three minutes he shakes your hand, turns on his heel, and walks away.
- Let’s go fencing because all other sports are pointless.
- Fencers don’t mess around, they get straight to the point.
- I got into a fight with a foil fencer, it’s still kind of a sore subject.
- My friend took me to a blindfolded fencing class, but I didn’t enjoy it… I couldn’t see the point.
- I’ve been bored lately so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they’ll call the police unless I put it back.
- Anyone wanna take a stab at some good fencing puns?
- I just received a masters degree in ‘garden fencing’… I am now a post graduate.
- Which celebrity is good at fencing?… Katy Parry
- Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?… Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
- Son: I’m going to start fencing next month! Dad: Wood, or chain-link?
- I’ve just installed high voltage electrical fencing ….. My neighbor is dead against it.
- One of my friends was really in to fencing until his weapon broke… Apparently now it’s dull and pointless
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite winter sport is fencing. (Winter Jokes)
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Spring Jokes)
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite summer sport is fencing. (Summer Jokes)