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- What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Elementary School Jokes)
- What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes)
- What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty. (Fast Food Jokes)
- What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile!
- What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite (Top Halloween Jokes)
- How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?… Don’t go around BRRfooted!
- What is a great lesson for the day after a snow day?… Snow and Tell!
- How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
- What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?… Snow
- What is a mountains favorite type of candy?… Snow caps.
- What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?… He got 12 months.
- Why is the slippery ice like music?… If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
- What do Snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren.
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos
- What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
- What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Top Christmas Jokes)
- If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?… Snowbows.
- What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?… Snow and Tell.
- What did the snowman eat?… Icebergs with chilli sauce.
- How does a Snowman get to work?… By icicle.
- Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
- What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (National Cereal Day Jokes)
- Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?… Because he liked cool music.
- Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball!
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes!
- What do snowmen like to do on a snow day?… Chill out.
- Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter.
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
- Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow business like show business !
- What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
- What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
- What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers!
- Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs!
- What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?…”You hang around while I go on ahead.”
- What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
- How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
- How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
- Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps.
- What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
- What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Top Ski Jokes)
- What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!