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Top 10 January Jokes

  1. “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A teacher on the last day before Winter Break.
  2. Why did the New England teacher go for a swim at the Polar Plunge on New Year’s Day?… She wanted to test the water. (Swimming Jokes)
  3. Why did the New England teacher go for a swim at the Polar Plunge on New Year’s Day?… He wanted to test the water and also give the 1st test of the year! (Swimming Jokes)
  4. What did the triple jumper say to the high school track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
  5. What comes at the start of January?… “J.”
  6. January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti Jokes: Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers)
  7. January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes for Teachers)
  8. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  9. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers & Gymnastics Jokes)
  10. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (180 School Jokes)
  11. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… Because he was caught tweeting on a test. (365 School Jokes)
  12. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… He got caught peeping on a test. (365 School Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  13. January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk Jokes: What did one dairy cow say to another?… Got milk? (Cow Jokes)
  14. What did the triple jumper say to the middle school track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
  15. January 11th Milk Day: What is a cow’s favorite type of math?… Moo-tiplication (Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  16. What are a cows favorite subjects in school?… Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus (365 School Jokes)
  17. Why did the chicken cross the playground?… To get to the other slide!
  18. Hat Day: One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is. (Graduation Jokes)
  19. January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes What does Winnie say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
  20. January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes
  21. National Croissant Day: When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my french” after a swear word… I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French. (Croissant Jokes)

October What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted! (Mole Day Jokes)