Mole Day Jokes

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Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)
How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)
Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.
There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Chemistry Jokes & Election Jokes)
If a mole of moles is digging in your back yard, what do you see?… A Mole Of Moleasses!
How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes)
What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Ice Cream Jokes)
What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… Andrew Ha MOLE ton! (American Revolution Jokes)
What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum!
How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole.
What is Avogadro’s TV favorite character… Masswell Smart.
Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes)
Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody. (Music Jokes)
What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Dentist Jokes)
What did people say about Avogadro’s track skills?… They said he was slow as moleasses. (Track and Field Jokes)
Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r.
What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)
What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mole. (High School Jokes)
What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones. (Music Jokes)
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs. (Ocean Jokes)
I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.
What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector.
What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… Mole – td chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes)
Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy. (Music Jokes)
What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne” (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art. (Music Jokes)
What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Teacher Jokes)
What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply.
How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Taco Jokes)
Where did Avogadro retire?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes & Retirement Jokes)
What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses. (Pancake Jokes)
Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles. (Zoo Jokes & Top U.S. Zoos)
What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance?… A ther-mole reaction.
What is Avogadro’s favorite baseball team?… the Molewaukee Brewers. (Baseball Jokes)
What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
What was Avogadro’s favorite drink?… Moleson Golden Ale (Summer Jokes & Beer Jokes)
Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown. (Music Jokes)
What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola. (Fast Food Jokes)
What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton! (American Revolution Jokes)
Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick. (Movie Jokes & Whale Jokes)
What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… He had to pay at the molegate! (Car Jokes)
Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way. (Astronomy Jokes)
What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley. (Divorce Jokes)
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows! (Chocolate Jokes & Marshmallow Jokes)
What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay.
What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system. (Astronomy Jokes)
Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (World Geography Jokes)
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Watermelon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson. (Movie Jokes)
How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… Enough to make him into a moleionnaire.
Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Dentist Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect?… A mole-squito.
Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers. (Baseball Jokes)
Mole Day Dictionary: Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles
Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day
Mole Day Dictionary: Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole
Mole Day Dictionary: Mole: the symbol for mole
Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school.
Mole Day Dictionary: Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly
Mole Day Dictionary: inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things.
Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… He scored the winning mole! (Soccer Jokes & Top 10 Summer Olympic Jokes)
What was the problem Avogadro had with his shoes?… He wore the moles out too quickly!
What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles.
Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.” (High School Jokes)
Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system. (Astronomy Jokes)
What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts.
What did one mole say to the other mole after they had one the quarter-finals of a football tournament?… Semi-fi-moles next! (101 Sports Jokes)
What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted. (Bird Jokes)
What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Dog Jokes)
What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid. (Little Mermaid Jokes & Disney Jokes)
Where did Avogadro go sailing?… Mole ucc Strait (Sailing Jokes)
Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky.
Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball / Halloween Costume Party?… an avacado. (Halloween Jokes)
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
What scientist was a member of the pig family?… Neils Bohr. (Pig Jokes)
What is Avogadro’s favorite arcade game?… Whack-a-mole.
A mole has just won the lottery… She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.
How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code.
What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination?… A shopping mole. (Black Friday Jokes)
How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess.
Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses.
Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses.
What do call Avogadro’s number of donkeys?… Molasses.
Why type of government has a mole king?… A Mole – archy. (King Jokes)
Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance
What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass.
Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole. (Black Friday Jokes)
Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy! (Father’s Day Jokes & Father’s Day Quotes)
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Candy Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling in a baby’s room?… a Mole – Bile. (Baby Jokes)
What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?… Moleday (Jokes for Special Days of the Year)
Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart?… Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole. (Music Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a mole with a humped animal?… A ca-mole.
How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous. (Chemistry Jokes)
What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis. (Doctor Jokes)
What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass.
What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole! (World Geography Jokes)
What area did Avogadro explore?… The North Mole! (World Geography Jokes)
What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and is perfect for breakfast?… Avogadro toast. (Toast Jokes)
What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel.
What is Avogadro’s favorite sport?… lawn moles (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What is Avogadro’s favorite drink?… coca-molar (Summer Jokes)
What were Avogadro’s houses made of?… Moleskin.
What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Mole Day party?… The mole the merrier! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground. (Arbor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
I knew a spy mole who turned double agent… He was a mole mole.
Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole. (Disney Jokes)
What did Avogadro put into the pockets of his tweed suit?… moleth balls.
Why can’t Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them. (Animal Jokes)
What brand of cigarettes did Avogadro smoke?… DuMoleix.
What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks.
At what time was Avogadro at his romantic best?… on mole-lit nights. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?… Gimme Mole. (Music Jokes)
What did Avogadro do when he lost his job?.. he joined the mole queue. (Labor Day Jokes)
What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Christmas Trivia / Christmas Eve Jokes / Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Where do famous moles live?… Beverly Holes. (California Jokes)
Where do students graduate?… at moleage. (College Jokes)
What are moles made of?… molecules. (Chemistry Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Mole Day?
What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!. (Animal Jokes)
I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today… I’ve no idea how he got up there. (Doctor Jokes)
Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
What was the mad bomber’s favorite drink?… Moletev cocktail.
What do you get if you cross a mole with face cream?… Oil of Mole-ay.
What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.
My garden has been totally destroyed by moles… It looks like a de-mole-ition site. (Gardening Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Mole Day knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Mole Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a mole with a gadget used to change the TV channel?… A re-mole control.
Why was the mole’s rental fee so costly?… Because he burrowed and never returned.
What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller?… Paraceta-mole.
What do you get if you cross a mole with a famous fizzy drink?… Coca-mole-a.
How do you stop a mole from digging?… Take his shovel away.
What is the mole’s favorite TV show?… Mole-eesha.
What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place.
I went to a really posh, underground party but didn’t enjoy it… It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.
What do you sue to flatten hot asphalt?… a steam moler.
What religion did Avogadro belong to?… Molslem.
What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Channel movie?… Mole-aweentown. (Halloween Jokes)
Why don’t moles like teenage actresses?… Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation. (Movie Jokes)
How do moles finance their homes?… With a molergage!
What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a mole with a decoration that hangs from the ceiling?… A mole-bile.
Which Major League baseball team does Avogadro support?… the Molewaukee Brewers. (Baseball Jokes)

Definitions

demoleition – The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.

dismole – being gloomy on Mole Day

imoleble – anything that does not have to do with a mole

mol – the symbol for mole

mole-mole – a mole double agent

molearchy – government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school

molebile – a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly inderground

molect – the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things

molectomy – the study of a mole’s insides

molehill – a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky

moleism – the continual reverence of moles

molelaberate – working together on a project which includes moles

moleodic – a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker

moleskito – a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when Mole Day is

remoletly – obscurely having to do with a mole

remolte control – a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles

sophmole – anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already

thermole – an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance

updated 10.23.22

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