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- Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)
- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)
- What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!
- Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes)
- What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (High School Jokes)
- Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)
- Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)
- Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes)
- On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)
- I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today… I’ve no idea how he got up there. (Doctor Jokes)
- What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum!
- What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.
- There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Chemistry Jokes & Election Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody. (Music Jokes)
- What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling in a baby’s room?… a Mole – Bile. (Baby Jokes)
- Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system. (Astronomy Jokes)
- How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole.
- What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous.
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Taco Jokes)
- What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art. (Music Jokes)
- What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne” (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.
- I knew a spy mole who turned double agent… He was a mole mole.
- How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
- Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Dentist Jokes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid. (Little Mermaid Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart?… Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole. (Music Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?… Moleday (Jokes for Special Days of the Year)
- Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
- Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones. (Music Jokes)
- What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Watermelon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Dentist Jokes)
- How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code.
- Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola. (Fast Food Jokes)
- What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What did one mole say to the other mole after they had one the quarter-finals of a football tournament?… Semi-fi-moles next!
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination?… A shopping mole.
- What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses. (Pancake Jokes)
- Why type of government has a mole king?… A Mole – archy.
- What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- If a mole of moles is digging in your back yard, what do you see?… A Mole Of Moleasses!
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r.
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Christmas Trivia & Christmas Eve Jokes)
- How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole! (Soccer Jokes & Top 10 Summer Olympic Jokes)
- What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley (Divorce Jokes)
- What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Candy Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
- Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- Why was the mole’s rental fee so costly?… Because he burrowed and never returned.
- Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills.
- What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling?… a Mole – Bile. (Baby Jokes)
- A mole has just won the lottery… She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows! (Chocolate Jokes & Marshmallow Jokes)
- Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way (Astronomy Jokes)
- Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown. (Music Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite baseball team?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
- My garden has been totally destroyed by moles… It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
- What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs. (Ocean Jokes)
- What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system. (Astronomy Jokes)
- Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
- What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Teacher Jokes)
- Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy. (Music Jokes)
- Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
- Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson.
- Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy! (Father’s Day Jokes & Father’s Day Quotes)
- Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
- What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks.
- Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a gadget used to change the TV channel?… A re-mole control.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance?… A ther-mole reaction.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect?… A mole-squito.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with face cream?… Oil of Mole-ay.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller?… Paraceta-mole.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a famous fizzy drink?… Coca-mole-a.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a humped animal?… A ca-mole.
- What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector.
- How do you stop a mole from digging?… Take his shovel away.
- Where do famous moles live?… Beverly Holes. (California Jokes)
- What do call Avogadro’s number of donkeys?… Molasses.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite arcade game?… Whack-a-mole.
- .What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and is perfect for breakfast?… Avogadro toast.
- What is the mole’s favorite TV show?… Mole-eesha.
- What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place.
- I went to a really posh, underground party but didn’t enjoy it… It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.
- Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
- Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole. (Disney Jokes)
- How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… enough to make him into a moleionnaire.
- What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball / Halloween Costume Party?… an avacado. (Halloween Jokes)
- What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay.
- What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?… Gimme Mole. (Music Jokes)
- What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Dog Jokes)