101 Mole Day Jokes

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(Mole Day Jokes)

  1. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.
  2. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
  3. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)
  4. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)
  5. What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!
  6. Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes)
  7. What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (High School Jokes)
  8. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)
  9. Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)
  10. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)
  11. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes)
  12. On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes)
  13. What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)
  14. I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today… I’ve no idea how he got up there. (Doctor Jokes)
  15. What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum!
  16. What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.
  17. There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Chemistry Jokes & Election Jokes)
  18. What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody. (Music Jokes)
  19. What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling in a baby’s room?… a Mole – Bile. (Baby Jokes)
  20. Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system. (Astronomy Jokes)
  21. How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole.
  22. What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  23. How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous.
  24. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Taco Jokes)
  25. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  26. Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art. (Music Jokes)
  27. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne” (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  28. I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.
  29. I knew a spy mole who turned double agent… He was a mole mole.
  30. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
  31. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Dentist Jokes)
  32. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid. (Little Mermaid Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  33. Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart?… Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole. (Music Jokes)
  34. What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  35. What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?… Moleday (Jokes for Special Days of the Year)
  36. Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
  37. Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones. (Music Jokes)
  38. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Watermelon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  39. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Dentist Jokes)
  40. How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code.
  41. Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole. (Black Friday Jokes)
  42. Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  43. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola. (Fast Food Jokes)
  44. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  45. What did one mole say to the other mole after they had one the quarter-finals of a football tournament?… Semi-fi-moles next!
  46. What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination?… A shopping mole.
  47. What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses. (Pancake Jokes)
  48. Why type of government has a mole king?… A Mole – archy.
  49. What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  50. If a mole of moles is digging in your back yard, what do you see?… A Mole Of Moleasses!
  51. What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r.
  52. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Christmas Trivia & Christmas Eve Jokes)
  53. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole! (Soccer Jokes & Top 10 Summer Olympic Jokes)
  54. What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley (Divorce Jokes)
  55. What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Candy Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  56. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  57. Why was the mole’s rental fee so costly?… Because he burrowed and never returned.
  58. Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills.
  59. What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling?… a Mole – Bile. (Baby Jokes)
  60. A mole has just won the lottery… She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.
  61. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows! (Chocolate Jokes & Marshmallow Jokes)
  62. Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way (Astronomy Jokes)
  63. Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown. (Music Jokes)
  64. What is Avogadro’s favorite baseball team?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
  65. My garden has been totally destroyed by moles… It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
  66. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs. (Ocean Jokes)
  67. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system. (Astronomy Jokes)
  68. Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
  69. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Teacher Jokes)
  70. Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy. (Music Jokes)
  71. Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
  72. Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson.
  73. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy! (Father’s Day Jokes & Father’s Day Quotes)
  74. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
  75. What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  76. What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks.
  77. Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel.
  78. What do you get if you cross a mole with a gadget used to change the TV channel?… A re-mole control.
  79. What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance?… A ther-mole reaction.
  80. What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect?… A mole-squito.
  81. What do you get if you cross a mole with face cream?… Oil of Mole-ay.
  82. What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller?… Paraceta-mole.
  83. What do you get if you cross a mole with a famous fizzy drink?… Coca-mole-a.
  84. What do you get if you cross a mole with a humped animal?… A ca-mole.
  85. What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector.
  86. How do you stop a mole from digging?… Take his shovel away.
  87. Where do famous moles live?… Beverly Holes. (California Jokes)
  88. What do call Avogadro’s number of donkeys?… Molasses.
  89. What is Avogadro’s favorite arcade game?… Whack-a-mole.
  90. .What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and is perfect for breakfast?… Avogadro toast.
  91. What is the mole’s favorite TV show?… Mole-eesha.
  92. What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place.
  93. I went to a really posh, underground party but didn’t enjoy it… It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.
  94. Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
  95. Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole. (Disney Jokes)
  96. How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… enough to make him into a moleionnaire.
  97. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball / Halloween Costume Party?… an avacado. (Halloween Jokes)
  98. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay.
  100. What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?… Gimme Mole. (Music Jokes)
  101. What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Dog Jokes)