Top 50 Mole Day Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mole Day Chemistry jokes.
  2. Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!
  3. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)
  4. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
  5. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)
  6. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.
  7. There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Chemistry Jokes & Election Jokes)
  8. If a mole of moles is digging in your back yard, what do you see?… A Mole Of Moleasses!
  9. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
  10. What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  11. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes)
  12. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  13. What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… Andrew Ha MOLE ton! (American Revolution Jokes)
  14. What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum!
  15. How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole.
  16. What is Avogadro’s TV favorite character… Masswell Smart.
  17. Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes)
  18. Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)
  19. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)
  20. What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody. (Music Jokes)
  21. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)
  22. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Dentist Jokes)
  23. What did people say about Avogadro’s track skills?… They said he was slow as moleasses. (Track and Field Jokes)
  24. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  25. On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes)
  26. What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r.
  27. What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)
  28. What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  29. What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mole. (High School Jokes)
  30. What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  31. Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones. (Music Jokes)
  32. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  33. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs. (Ocean Jokes)
  34. I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.
  35. What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector.
  36. What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… Mole – td chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  37. Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes)
  38. Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy. (Music Jokes)
  39. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne” (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  40. Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art. (Music Jokes)
  41. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Teacher Jokes)
  42. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply.
  43. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Taco Jokes)
  44. Where did Avogadro retire?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes & Retirement Jokes)
  45. What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses. (Pancake Jokes)
  46. Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles. (Zoo Jokes & Top U.S. Zoos)
  47. What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance?… A ther-mole reaction.
  48. What is Avogadro’s favorite baseball team?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
  49. What was Avogadro’s favorite drink?… Moleson Golden Ale (Summer Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  50. Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown. (Music Jokes)