Meatball Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best meatball jokes.
  2. In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded. (World Geography Jokes)
  3. Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Pasta Jokes)
  4. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Dance Jokes)
  5. What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time?… Pasta sauce. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  6. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Baseball Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  7. Who is a meatball’s favorite singer?… Meatloaf! (365 Music Jokes)
  8. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?… Talk about a meatier shower! (Movie Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a meatball sub? (Canoe Jokes)
  10. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Napping Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  11. Where do poor meatballs live?… In the Spaghetto. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  12. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball. (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  13. Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?… The meatball heroes! (Hamburger Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
  14. What’s the difference between boy spaghetti and girls spaghetti?… Meatballs. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  15. What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar?… Sweet-ish meatballs. (World Geography Jokes)
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me spaghetti and meatballs for supper? (Canoe Jokes)
  17. What do you call an Italian neighborhood full of crime, tomato sauce, and meatballs?… The spaghetto. (Police Jokes)
  18. I told a joke about meatballs… but it was a bit saucy.
  19. What is a meatball’s favorite 1970’s TV show?… “All in the Family”… It is best when Archie calls his son-in-law “Meat Head.”
  20. What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?… One is meteor. (Astronomy Jokes)
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe share with me your meatball recipe? (Canoe Jokes)
  22. I like my movies how I like my pasta… meatballs 2. (Movie Jokes)
  23. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… meat bawl! (Meatball Jokes)
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about meatballs?
  25. Where do cheeseburgers like to dance?… At a meat ball! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  26. What’s the other word for meatball?… Protein sphere.
  27. Why do butchers all like meatballs?… They are a great place to meet and dance with other butchers.
  28. What do you call vegan Swedish meatballs?… Meatish Swedeballs. (World Geography Jokes)
  29. Where do burgers like to dance?… The meat ball! (Hamburger Jokes)
  30. What do you call a meatball that’s just been thrown out the window?… A Yeet-ball.
  31. Where did the two hamburgers go to dance?… The meatball.
  32. Where does a meatball go to get a massage?… The Spa Ghetti.
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good meatball knock-knock joke?
  34. Where do cows go to dance?… The meatball.
  35. I like my meatballs sweet, but not too sweet… I like them swedish.
  36. What do you call a vegetarian meatball?… A wheatball.
  37. Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Dad: Probably like 90%. Daughter: So it’s 10% balls?
  38. Don’t trust meatballs with secrets… they tend to spill the sauce!
  39. I made a meatball so big… it became a meat planet! (Astronomy Jokes)
  40. Meatballs have a great sense of ball-ance in life.
  41. When meatballs have a party, they always invite the sauce… they’re a saucy bunch!
  42. Why did the meatball bring a ladder?… It wanted to see what was cooking in the pot.
  43. Meatballs have a secret society… they call it the “Round Table!”
  44. What’s a meatball’s favorite game?… Meat, Meat, Meatball!
  45. Meatballs are never in a hurry… they believe in taking things slow-roll.
  46. What’s a meatball’s favorite music genre?… Heavy Meat-al! (365 Music Jokes)
  47. Meatballs make terrible spies… they’re always getting caught rolling around.
  48. I told my meatball joke at the party… and it really meat expectations.
  49. Oh, give me a meatball… …and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your provolone and drift away. (365 Music Jokes)
  50. I asked this woman on a date, and I asked her if she wanted to try my meatballs and sausage… Apparently, you’re supposed to tell her you’re a chef first.
  51. Meatballs have a tough job… buy they always have to keep rolling with the punches.
  52. Why did the tomato turn red?… Because it saw the meatball in the hot tub!
  53. Meatballs always make great partners… they never desert you.
  54. Meatballs are the real “round”table of the culinary world.
  55. What did the meatball say to the spaghetti?… “You complete me!”
  56. When meatballs argue, it’s often just a saucy dispute.
  57. Meatballs are like stars in the culinary universe… they shine the brightest when paired with some spaghetti!
  58. When the meatball got an award, it said, “I’d like to thank my supporting cast: the sauce and the spaghetti!”
  59. Meatballs are great at solving problems… they always know how to “meat” in the middle!
  60. What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… Meatballs. (Spaghetti Jokes
  61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a meatball sub? (Canoe Jokes)
  62. Why did the meatball break up with the spaghetti?… It just couldn’t pasta-bly stay together!
  63. When the meatball won the race, it said, “I’m on a roll!”
  64. Meatball therapy is great for working out those meat-otional issues. (Psychology Jokes)
  65. Meatballs love to play hide and seek because they’re experts at rolling into hiding spots.
  66. Did you hear about the meatball that tried stand-up comedy?… It got a round of applause!
  67. Why did the meatball bring a sweater to the party?… Because it was a little chili!
  68. Meatballs never get tired because they’re always “rolling” with the punches! (Boxing Jokes)
  69. What do you call a meatball that’s been playing in the snow?… A “chill” meatball! (Snow Jokes)
  70. Meatballs are like comedians… they’re always “on a roll” with their jokes! (Bread Jokes)
  71. Meatballs are the real MVPs of spaghetti… they always bring the flavor to the game! (Spaghetti Jokes)
  72. Why did the meatball go to therapy?… It had too many meat-ssues. (Psychology Jokes)
  73. Why did the Swedish meatball start a band?… Because it wanted to make some “gravy” music! (365 Music Jokes)
  74. What do Swedish meatballs say when they’re surprised?… “Meat, my word!”
  75. How do Swedish meatballs communicate?…They use a meat-aphone!
  76. What’s a Swedish meatball’s favorite dance?… The “meat-twist”! (Dance Jokes)
  77. Why don’t Swedish meatballs ever play hide and seek?… Because they’re always rolling into plain sight!
  78. Meatballs make great friends.. they’re always there to lend an “ear” when you need someone to listen.
  79. Why did the meatball go to the doctor?… It felt a little “meat-erly.” (Doctor Jokes)
  80. Meatballs are the superheroes of the food world… they always come to the rescue in a “meat”y situation!
  81. Why did the meatball enroll in art school?… It wanted to learn how to be a “meat”sterpiece! (Art Jokes)
  82. What do you call a meatball that’s afraid of the dark?… A scaredy-meatball! (Psychology Jokes)
  83. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
  84. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way. (Cemetery Jokes)
  85. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good meatball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  86. Did you hear about the meatball who became a detective?… It was great at “meat-sleuthing!” (Police Jokes)
  87. Stands, tables, meatballs, sofas and Sweden It’s an IKEA joke…some assembly required
  88. What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o (Top Halloween Jokes)
  89. What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
  90. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
  91. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  92. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
  93. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie
  94. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti… you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
  95. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo! (Halloween Jokes)
  96. What type of pasta clings to everything?… Clinguine! (Pasta Jokes)
  97. What type of pasta does the Pope eat?… Holy macaroni! (Pasta Jokes)
  98. What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie!

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