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January 4th is National Spaghetti Day. National Spaghetti Day Jokes!

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best spaghetti jokes.
  2. What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Tea Jokes)
  3. I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce… She said don’t worry it’s plane pasta. (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  4. Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers & Field Trip Jokes)
  5. Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti.
  6. A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  7. I threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  8. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  9. There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today… Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
  10. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. (Car Jokes)
  11. Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mom’s spaghetti. (Music Jokes)
  12. Where does a good Christian spaghetti go when he needs guidance?… To his local pasta.
  13. Spaghetti with Meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA(Pasta Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  14. Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident?… Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way. (Pasta Jokes & Car Jokes)
  15. What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it! (Boxing Jokes)
  16. I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but… I just wish they would make me a fresh plate. (Pasta Jokes)
  17. If I waited too long to eat my spaghetti, would I be…. Pro-pasta-nating? (Pasta Jokes)
  18. They say you are what you eat… but I am not spaghetti!
  19. When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop… He was known as the pasta barista baby. (Coffee Jokes Movie Jokes)
  20. Eating Dinner With My Friends One of them, sitting at the end of the table, points at the spaghetti in a container placed in the middle of the table. Me: “What do you want?” Him “Pasta bowl.” (Pasta Jokes)
  21. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Pasta Jokes)
  22. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  23. What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… Meatballs. (Meatball Jokes)
  24. What do you call a sad noodle?… Upsetti spaghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
  25. Spaghetti wife is sitting the the waiting room, waiting for her husband to get out of surgery. The doctor walks in and says “I’m sorry to inform you but your husband pasta-way.”
  26. My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… until she pasta-way. (Grandparent Jokes)
  27. Did you hear about the guy who died from eating spaghetti?… He pasta way.
  28. How do you cook divine spaghetti?… Al Dante. (Pasta Jokes)
  29. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating spaghetti?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY. (Pasta Jokes Movie Jokes)
  30. So I went to buy some spaghetti at the store… It was so crowded to I grabbed one packet and ran out. I pasta-out in the process…
  31. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… meat bawl! (Meatball Jokes)
  32. Why is bad code also referred to as ‘spaghetti code’?… Because it was written by IT-aliens. (Computer Jokes)
  33. I tried to build a car out of spaghetti, my wife lost her temper and said it would never work and threatened to leave me , anyway, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. After a while my obsession got the better of me and she walked out.
  34. How much thyme does Mike Tyson put into his spaghetti?… About twenty minutes.
  35. I was teaching my son to cook spaghetti bolognese, he asked “How do I know when the spaghetti is ready?” “Ah, that’s the magic bit! You throw it at the wall and if it sticks, it’s ready!” I smiled. From over my shoulder I heard the clatter of a pan hitting the wall, then a voice said “Some of it stuck…”
  36. A man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out of his ear.. a banana in his other ear, spaghetti on his head and a sausage sticking out of his nose. He says “Doctor, I’m not feeling very well”. Doctor replies “Hmmm, I don’t think you’re eating properly.” (Doctor Jokes)
  37. What did the cheese say to the spaghetti?… I’m gonna touch you. Do I have your parmesan?
  38. Why is it so hard to eat spaghetti?… I’m not sure, but I heard it was in pasta bowl.
  39. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork. (Snake Jokes)
  40. What do you call a dodgy neighborhood in Italy?.. A Spaghetto.
  41. My Mom thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti… She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!
  42. Alphabetti Spaghetti makes a handy ouija board… …for contacting people who’ve pasta way.
  43. My wife asked how you could tell if spaghetti was done, so I said throw it against the wall. If it sticks, it’s done. Imagine my surprise when I went into the kitchen to find sauce all over the wall.
  44. I asked a friend about the Flying Spaghetti Monster… He said “Well, it boils down to this!”
  45. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)
  46. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  47. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
  48. Pasta Puns: My friend argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti.. you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
  49. Pasta joke trilogy My girlfriend refused to believe a spaghetti bike could work. You should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta. Things took a turn for the worse when I was fired from my job at the pasta factory. Fusilli mistakes. To top it all off, my girlfriend said she couldn’t stand me touching pasta all the time, so she left. I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
  50. My best friend’s mum passed away recently. A month before his birthday too so that blew. On his birthday his dad asks me if I could help make a present which might remind him of his mum. I was a bit apprehensive but I agreed. All I had to do was being a can of crushed tomatoes and some flour. On his birthday, during the small gathering of friends, his father brings out a small dish of pasta and sauce. It was his mum’s recipe. He got so happy and sad and excited that he had a bit of a panic attack and threw up. His palms sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.