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January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year! (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti Jokes: What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
Friday the 13th Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Egg Jokes)
January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
January 15th National Bagel Day: Top 10 Bagel Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Top 10 Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes)
January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes: What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (January Jokes)
January 20th National Penguin Day Top 10 Penguin Jokes:
Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes)
January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes: Top 10 Peanut Butter Jokes: What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?… “‘Tis the season to be jelly!” (Christmas Jokes)
January 30th National Croissant Day Top 10 Croissant Jokes: Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!