Top 10 Election Jokes

Someone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
“Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening.” Bill Clinton (Cemetery Jokes)
Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’ (Texas Jokes)
Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Presidents’ Day Jokes / Election Jokes / Book Jokes)
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” Abraham Lincoln (Civil War Jokes)
“George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
Why did Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%? (Iowa Jokes)
Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, “On the one hand …on the other.” Harry Truman
“I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency – even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.” Ronald Reagan
A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”