Social Studies Jokes

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  1. Someone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
  2. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Presidents’ Day Jokes Election Jokes / Book Jokes)
  3. Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%? (Iowa Jokes)
  4. What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  5. The 2020 election results are in! Oh sorry, this is just for us Russians. (World Geography Jokes)
  6. Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, “On the one hand …on the other.” Harry Truman
  7. Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening. Bill Clinton (Cemetery Jokes)
  8. I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency—even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting. —Ronald Reagan
  9. If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln
  10. It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns Last time I voted for a real estate agent.
  11. Maine Political Campaign Slogan: “Let’s Keep the Maine Thing The Main Thing. (Maine Jokes)