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- 180 School Jokes
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- Top 50 Pickle Jokes
- Top 10 Pickle Jokes (Pickle Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pickle jokes.
- What kind of music do pickles listen to?… Vlassic Rock. (Music Jokes)
- A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table… He says “Dill me in!”
- What musical instrument would a cucumber play?… A pickle-o. (Music Jokes)
- I watched a documentary about how pickles are made… It was jarring.
- What did the cucumber say to the pickle?… You mean a great dill to me. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What’s a pickle’s favorite game show?… Dill or No Dill, hosted by Howie Mandill.
- What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?… Daffo-dills! (Flower Jokes & Pickle Jokes)
- What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
- What did the pickle do when it won the championship?… He just stood there to relish the moment. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house. One day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home… Now he’s in a pickle. (Ocean Jokes)
- What is the pickles’ favorite classic movie?… “To Dill a Mockingbird.”
- I’m gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles… Not to brag or anything but it’s kind of a big dill.
- Have you heard of Mr. Pickle?… He’s a big dill.
- The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle. I said, “That’s a really good dill.” (Sandwich Jokes)
- I just came back from the state fair and saw the world’s smallest pickle… It was no big dill. (Farming Jokes)
- Why do we refer to problems as pickles?… Because they’re Dill-emmas!
- What do you call a cucumber from the rainforest?… A tro-pickle.
- You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?… What a daffy dill! (Flower Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- Where did the pickle go to have a few drinks?… The Salad Bar! (Beer Jokes)
- What do you say to a pickle in the morning?… Rise and Brine! (Sun Jokes)
- Who is the pickles’ favorite artist?… Salvador Dilly.
- Every day, the pickle sees a green vegetable at the jar who is always waiting for his turn… It must be the queue-cumber.
- How do pickles forgive people?… “It’s not a big dill.”
- What is the baby cuke’s favorite TV network?… Pickleodeon.
- What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?… You dill with it.
- I ate a pickle …. It tasted sweet. So I gave to my sister who says it’s salty So….. I guess I’m dillusional. (Psychology Jokes)
- What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
- I tripped at a store and knocked over some pickled items. An employee asked if I was ok. I said that olive.
- What are pickle’s horrible domestic partners?… They’re always Green with Envy.
- What do you call a female pickle that horses around?… A filly dilly. (Horse Jokes)
- What do you call the pickle that got run over on the highway?… Road dill.
- What is the pickle’s philosophy of life?… Never a dill moment.
- Where is the Liberty Dill located?… In PhilaDILLphia. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
- How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you cross an Alligator with a pickle?… A crocoDILL! (Alligator Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?… Because the door was ajar!
- Why do gherkins giggle a lot?… They’re PICKLish!
- My pickle order was totally under-cooked… It was really a raw dill.
- What did the pickle say to the lemon?… I relish our time together.
- I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world’s largest pickle… I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate. I just never saw what the big dill was.
- Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1… Dill of the day.
- I got a free pickle… It was a helluva dill.
- What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?… You suffer from pickled hearing!
- What is green and pecks at trees?… Woody Wood-pickle. (Bird Jokes)
- Why are bananas better than pickles?… Because they have a-peel.
- What is green and flies?… Super Pickle!
- What’s a pickle’s favorite show?… Dill or No Dill.
- How does a cucumber become a pickle?… It goes through a jarring experience.
- How do pickles enjoy a day out?… They relish it.
- What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?… A sweet Dill!
- What do you call a pickle doctor?… A dill pusher.
- What does an agreeable pickle always say?… I relish the idea.
- What does the non-believing pickle say?… You’re gherkin my chain.
- What’s the pickles favorite game show?… Let’s Make a Dill.
- What do you say to a pickle that is freaking out?… Just dill.
- What is green and has two wheels?… A motorpickle.
- What happens when you use pickles for a ping pong game?… You get a volley of the Dills.
- What’s black, white, green, black and white… Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
- What did the cucumber say to the pickle?… Nothing, they can’t talk.
- What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic pickle. (American Revolution Jokes)
- I’m like a jumbo kosher pickle… Guess you could say I’m a pretty big dill.
- What do a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick have in common?… You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue!
- What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic pickle.