Figure Skating Jokes

by | Feb 4, 2022 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics Ice Skating competition in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. What does chemistry and figure skating have in common?… Elements. (Chemistry Jokes)
  3. Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while figure skating?… Because the ice might crack up!
  4. Why do figure skaters work in bakeries when they retire?…They’re great at icing cakes. (Cake Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  5. Who was the figure skater’s favorite band singer?… Axel Rose! (365 Music Jokes)
  6. What did the skeleton drive to the figure skating competition?… A Zam-bony. (Biology Jokes)
  7. How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.” (365 Music Jokes)
  8. What do a dentist and a figure skating coach have in common?… They both use drills! (Dentist Jokes)
  9. How do you know if you’re a figure skater?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head. (365 Music Jokes)
  10. No one laughed when the figure skater fell at the Winter Olympics… But the ice sure cracked up. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  11. Why wasn’t U2 allowed to play before the skating competition?… Edge violation. (365 Music Jokes)
  12. What was the figure skater’s favorite part of her birthday party?… The icing on the cake.
  13. Why is the figure skating rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
  14. What was the figure skater’s favorite band?… Spin Doctors. (365 Music Jokes)
  15. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Olympics jokes.
  16. What is the hardest foot to buy a figure skate for?… A square foot. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  17. Why was Cinderella so bad figure skating?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics?
  19. Where do figure skaters go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  20. Why didn’t the figure skater bring his wallet to the skating rink?… It was free skating that day.
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Olympics knock-knock joke?
  22. Why couldn’t the figure skater get into the competition?… She could never remember the combination.
  23. What style of mobile phone do skaters choose most often?… Flip style.
  24. People said the man with a 100 blow dryers was ruining the figure skating… but he was just trying to break the ice.
  25. Which figure skater can jump higher than the judges table?… All of them – a table can’t jump.
  26. Why did the boa constrictor sign up for skating lessons?… To learn the serpentine lift. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  27. What figure skating moves does Bruce Springsteen look for during the Olympics?… Rocker turn. (365 Music Jokes)
  28. How do figure skaters stay cool?… By sitting next to the fans.
  29. What do figure skaters do when they meet someone new?… They say something to break the ice.
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Olympics knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  31. Why did the figure skater bring a water bottle to his practice session?… The coach said they would be working on hydroblading.
  32. Which spin in figure skating was the Rap DJ’s favorite?… Scratch spin. (365 Music Jokes)
  33. Why did the figure skater gain so much weight?… She 8 a lot. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  34. What time is it when a pair of figure skaters chases a baseball team?… 2 after nine. (9:02) (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  35. A book never written: “The Figure Skating Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
  36. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the figure skating competition at Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
  38. Why did the figure skater leave practice early to get something to eat?… He heard the coach say it was time for Lunge.
  39. A book never written: “How to Win Figure Skating at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. (Book Jokes)
  40. Why do Canadians do well in the Figure Skating at the Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh Game.
  41. What is Nancy Kerrigan’s favorite book?… Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.
  42. Which skating move can you find on an IHOP menu?… Pancake spin. (Pancake Jokes)
  43. The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics in figure skating?… He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
  44. Why was the Winter Olympian figure skater not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  45. I’ve been wanting to go ice skating for a while. My friends bought me a pair of skates recently, but they broke on the first use!… If you ask me, they’re cheapskates.
  46. What do Oksana Bayul and Tonya Harding have in common?… They both beat Nancy Kerrigan.
  47. What did the hot dog say when it won a figure skating gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  48. Which figure skater has the biggest skates?… The one with the biggest feet. (Biology Jokes)
  49. Why is Cinderella such a bad figure skater?… She always loses a skate.
  50. Why should you never figure skate on a duck pond? Because the ice might quack.
  51. Why should you never ice skate on a duck pond? Because the ice might quack.
  52. I want to get into ice skating but I keep getting cold feet!
  53. What was the figure skater’s job when she wasn’t competing?… Haircutter.
  54. What did the army captain say to the skaters?… Forwards… skate! (Revolutionary War Jokes)
  55. What does a bad figure skater and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice.
  56. Why did the figure skater cross the rink?… To get to the other side.
  57. Why was there a pig at the figure skating competition?… He drove the hambony. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  58. Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while ice skating?… Because the ice might crack up!
  59. What do you call a monkey who wins the gold medal in Olympic figure skating?… A chimpion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  60. Why couldn’t the figure skater answer the phone?… She was Ina Bauer at the time.
  62. What figure skating move was Roy Rogers most known for?… Lasso lift.
  63. What did the skater say when the zamboni broke down?… Figures…
  64. Why did the beginner figure skater get a tattoo of a butterfly on her leg?… It was the only way she could make a butterfly jump.
  65. What was the lazy figure skater’s favorite move?… Layback spin.
  66. What was the figure skater’s favorite lunch dish?… Charlotte spiral pasta salad.
  67. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A figure skating coach.
  68. Authorities close investigation on the group of hipsters found dead in a pond last week… Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool.
  69. Why did they let Jeff Gillooly and Tonya Harding sing the National Anthem at the Olympics?… They have a good set of pipes.
  70. How are scrambled eggs like a losing figure skater?… They’ve both been beaten.
  71. Which candy is a favorite of figure skaters?… Twizzlers. (Candy Jokes)
  72. No one laughed when I fell while skating… But the ice sure cracked up.
  73. Why did the farmer buy skates for his lambs?… To teach them the sheep jump. (Farming Jokes)
  74. What skating element was Mr. T’s favorite?… Mohawk turn.
  75. What is Tonya Harding’s favorite book?… Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.
  76. I once tried ice skating on a lake, but I fell in. Nobody helped me either, they just laughed at me panic. Worst summer vacation ever.