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Joke Pages of the Month:

  1. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?… “‘Tis the season to be jelly!” (Christmas Jokes)
  2. Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station! (Car Jokes)
  3. What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich?… Seanut butter and jelly-fish.
  4. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?…  I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
  5. Why did the swimmers put peanut butter into the sea?… To go with the jellyfish! (Ocean Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  6. Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted) (Police Jokes)
  7. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?…  An astro-nut!
  8. What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?…  Garden hose!
  9. Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?…  The Snack Bar!
  10. How do you catch an elephant?…  Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!
  11. What did the peanut say to the elephant?…  Nothing, peanuts can’t talk.
  12. Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?…  Because they were nuts!
  13. What kind of nuts hang?…  wall-nuts.
  14. What did applesauce say to peanut butter?… You’re Nutty!
  15. What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat?… Peanut butter and Jellyfish. (Shark Jokes)
  16. Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?… To go with the traffic jam.
  17. Why can’t you be friends with a jar of peanut butter?… They make everyone nutty. (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)