Google Search “Grilled Cheese Jokes”

  1. There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
  2. What type of cheese do basketball players use to make a grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  3. If grilled cheese sandwich could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. 
  4. Why is a southwest grilled cheese sandwich such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Popcorn Jokes)
  5. What’s a grill cheese sandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
  6. What did the cheese said to the bread?… “Slice to meat you!”
  7. What did the bread say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  8. How do you make a sad grilled cheese sandwich?… Use blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  9. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  10. How do you get a mouse to smile?… Give him a grilled cheese sandwich! ((Smile Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  11. What do you call a grill cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Grilled Cheese Sandwich! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  12. Why do you have a problem with me having a grilled cheese sandwich on Cinco de Mayo?… That’s nacho business! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  13. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Taco Jokes)
  14. Have you heard the new grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Taco Jokes)
  15. What happened after an explosion at a grilled cheese truck?… All that was left was de brie.
  16. Which genre of music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie
  17. Do you want to hear a grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesey. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  18. When should you go on a diet of grilled cheese sandwiches?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
  19. Which is the most religious grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss, because it is holy.
  20. When should you keep an eye on your grilled cheese sandwich?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
  21. Did you hear about the grilled cheese sandwich who failed to medal at the Olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
  22. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee!
  23. Why did the grill cheese sandwich maker go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
  24. What kind of cheese do rodents like to use on a grilled cheese sandwich?… Mousearella.
  25. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?… De-brie went everywhere!
  26. Why do you always serve a bag of chips with a grilled cheese sandwich?… In queso emergency. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  27. What type of cheese does a smurf use for a grilled cheese sandwich?… Blue cheese!
  28. What type of cheese do you use for a Tom Hanks’ grilled cheese sandwich?… Philadelphia. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  29. When shouldn’t you believe a word your grilled cheese sandwich is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
  30. What do grilled cheese sandwichmakers dance to on halloween?… The muenster mash!
  31. What did the Cheese salesman say to the grill cheese truck worker?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
  32. What cheese is used when making a grilled cheese sandwich at a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla
  33. What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a horse?… Mascarpone.
  34. What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a lion?… Roar-quefort
  35. What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a beaver?… eDam
  36. What did the gorgonzola grilled cheese sandwich say to cheddar grilled cheese sandwich?… Lookin’ Sharp.
  37. When do they smother a sandwich in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
  38. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.