Google Search “Grilled Cheese Jokes”
- There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
- What type of cheese do basketball players use to make a grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
- If grilled cheese sandwich could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things.
- Why is a southwest grilled cheese sandwich such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Popcorn Jokes)
- What’s a grill cheese sandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
- What did the cheese said to the bread?… “Slice to meat you!”
- What did the bread say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- How do you make a sad grilled cheese sandwich?… Use blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
- How do you get a mouse to smile?… Give him a grilled cheese sandwich! ((Smile Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a grill cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Grilled Cheese Sandwich! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
- Why do you have a problem with me having a grilled cheese sandwich on Cinco de Mayo?… That’s nacho business! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
- When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Taco Jokes)
- Have you heard the new grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Taco Jokes)
- What happened after an explosion at a grilled cheese truck?… All that was left was de brie.
- Which genre of music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie
- Do you want to hear a grilled cheese sandwich joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesey. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
- When should you go on a diet of grilled cheese sandwiches?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
- Which is the most religious grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss, because it is holy.
- When should you keep an eye on your grilled cheese sandwich?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
- Did you hear about the grilled cheese sandwich who failed to medal at the Olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
- What did the grilled cheese sandwich say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee!
- Why did the grill cheese sandwich maker go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
- What kind of cheese do rodents like to use on a grilled cheese sandwich?… Mousearella.
- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?… De-brie went everywhere!
- Why do you always serve a bag of chips with a grilled cheese sandwich?… In queso emergency. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
- What type of cheese does a smurf use for a grilled cheese sandwich?… Blue cheese!
- What type of cheese do you use for a Tom Hanks’ grilled cheese sandwich?… Philadelphia. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
- When shouldn’t you believe a word your grilled cheese sandwich is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
- What do grilled cheese sandwichmakers dance to on halloween?… The muenster mash!
- What did the Cheese salesman say to the grill cheese truck worker?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
- What cheese is used when making a grilled cheese sandwich at a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla
- What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a horse?… Mascarpone.
- What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a lion?… Roar-quefort
- What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a beaver?… eDam
- What did the gorgonzola grilled cheese sandwich say to cheddar grilled cheese sandwich?… Lookin’ Sharp.
- When do they smother a sandwich in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.