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- 180 School Jokes
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- Top 10 Labor Day Jokes (Labor Day Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
- Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
- Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- If all wealth is gained through labor… why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?
- How does a pencil hire workers?… He appoints them. (Pencil Jokes)
- If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Train Jokes)
- I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. (Flag Day Jokes)
- How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
- Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough. (Pizza Jokes)
- Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers & Gymnastics Jokes)
- I turned to farming, but I wasn’t outstanding in my field. (Farming Jokes)
- I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Graduation Jokes & High School Jokes)
- In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Earth Day Jokes)
- I became a chef after I left the army… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Veterans Day Jokes)
- Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
- I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Lobster Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
- This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. (Barber Jokes)
- I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company… but the work was just too draining. (Swimming Jokes)
- Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
- I thought about being a historian, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
- I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job.
- My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens…” He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker. (Grandparent Jokes)
- What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes)
- I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket… I was too high strung. (Tennis Jokes)
- I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates… They sent me to the manager’s office. (Hockey Jokes)
- I worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in… They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
- I tried being a fireman… but I suffered burnout. (Fireman Jokes)
- Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids & Donut Jokes)
- My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Pizza Jokes & Covid Jokes)
- Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- I was a masseuse for a while… but I rubbed people the wrong way.
- I became a personal trainer in a gym… but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
- I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting… so they discharged me.
- I manufactured calendars… but my days were numbered. (365 Family Friendly Jokes)
- Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
- Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)
- I became a Velcro salesman… but I couldn’t stick with it.
- How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Super Bowl Jokes & Circus Jokes)
- My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior…. He was a danger to himself and udders. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- I worked in the woods as a lumberjack… but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. (Tree Jokes)
- My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!.” I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?” She said, “You’re fired.” (Marriage Jokes)
- You know, I used to be a teacher… but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Teacher Jokes)
- I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend”… It’ll be “Legend-Dairy.” (Milk Jokes)
- I got a job as a pencil sharpener… I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point. (Pencil Jokes)
- I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Jokes for Teachers & Principal Jokes)
- I took a job as an elevator operator… The job had its ups and downs… and I got the shaft.
- In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. (Lobster Jokes & Bread Jokes)