Top 50 Labor Day Jokes

by | Aug 17, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
  2. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  3. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  4.  Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  5. If all wealth is gained through labor… why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?
  6. How does a pencil hire workers?… He appoints them. (Pencil Jokes)
  7. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Train Jokes)
  8. I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. (Flag Day Jokes)
  9. How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
  10. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough. (Pizza Jokes)
  11. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers & Gymnastics Jokes)
  12. I turned to farming, but I wasn’t outstanding in my field. (Farming Jokes)
  13. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Graduation Jokes & High School Jokes)
  14. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Earth Day Jokes)
  15. I became a chef after I left the army… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  16. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  17. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Lobster Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  18. This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  19. There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  20. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. (Barber Jokes)
  21. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company… but the work was just too draining. (Swimming Jokes)
  22. Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
  23. I thought about being a historian, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  24. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job.
  25. My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens…” He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker. (Grandparent Jokes)
  26. What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes)
  27. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket… I was too high strung. (Tennis Jokes)
  28. I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates… They sent me to the manager’s office. (Hockey Jokes)
  29. I worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in… They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
  30. I tried being a fireman… but I suffered burnout. (Fireman Jokes)
  31. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids & Donut Jokes)
  32. My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Pizza Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  33. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  34. I was a masseuse for a while… but I rubbed people the wrong way.
  35. I became a personal trainer in a gym… but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
  36. I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting… so they discharged me.
  37. I manufactured calendars… but my days were numbered. (365 Family Friendly Jokes)
  38. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
  39. Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)
  40. I became a Velcro salesman… but I couldn’t stick with it.
  41. How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Super Bowl Jokes & Circus Jokes)
  42. My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior…. He was a danger to himself and udders. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  43. I worked in the woods as a lumberjack… but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. (Tree Jokes)
  44. My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!.”  I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”  She said, “You’re fired.” (Marriage Jokes)
  45. You know, I used to be a teacher… but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Teacher Jokes)
  46. I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend”… It’ll be “Legend-Dairy.” (Milk Jokes)
  47. I got a job as a pencil sharpener… I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point. (Pencil Jokes)
  48. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Jokes for Teachers & Principal Jokes)
  49. I took a job as an elevator operator… The job had its ups and downs… and I got the shaft.
  50. In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. (Lobster Jokes & Bread Jokes)