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More Labor Day Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
  2. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  3. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  4.  Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  5. If all wealth is gained through labor… why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?
  6. How does a pencil hire workers?… He appoints them. (Pencil Jokes)
  7. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Train Jokes)
  8. I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. (Flag Day Jokes)
  9. How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
  10. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough. (Pizza Jokes)
  11. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers & Gymnastics Jokes)
  12. I turned to farming, but I wasn’t outstanding in my field. (Farming Jokes)
  13. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Graduation Jokes & High School Jokes)
  14. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Earth Day Jokes)
  15. I became a chef after I left the army… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  16. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  17. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Lobster Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  18. This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  19. There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  20. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. (Barber Jokes)
  21. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company… but the work was just too draining. (Swimming Jokes)