Pickleball Jokes

by | Jul 12, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pickleball jokes.
  2. My pickleball career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever… Nothing but net. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  3. Who refereed a pickleball match between Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony?… The Roman Umpire! (Ides of March Jokes)
  4. I never became professional pickleball player?… I was too high strung. (Labor Day Jokes)
  5. Why is ice cream so bad at pickleball?… They have a soft serve. 
  6. Why did the ice-cream cone lose the pickleball match?… He was a soft serve! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  7. Two pickleball racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  8. Why was the pickleball club’s website down?… They had problems with their server. (Computer Jokes)
  9. What did the pickleball player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  10. Why was the pickleball court so loud?… Because all the players raised a racket.
  11. Why do pickleball players have low self esteem?… Because they have so many faults. (Psychology Jokes)
  12. My local sports store is having a pickleball sale… First come, first served.
  13. My pickleball double’s partner is a waiter from my local restaurant… You should see him serve.
  14. Why are fish never good pickleball players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)
  15. What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a pickleball court?… Annette.
  16. How did the pickleball flirt with the racquet?… By saying, “Hit me up!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  17. What is a lobster’s favorite shot in pickleball?… The “lob” of course! (Sports Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes)
  18. How many pickleball players does it take to change a light bulb?… None, because they all say, “What do you mean it was out!!!
  19. What did one pickleball say to the other pickleball?… “See you round..” (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  20. I tried my hand at a professional career in pickleball, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Labor Day Jokes)
  21. Basketball sued pickleball for no reason… Now they have to go to court! (Lawyer Jokes)
  22. What do you serve but not eat?… A pickleball. 
  23. How do you play quiet pickleball?… Just like regular pickleball but without the racket.
  24. What do you serve but not eat?…  A pickleball.
  25. Why is a pickleball game a noisy game?… Because each player raises a racket.
  26. Where is the first pickleball match mentioned in the Bible?… When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
  27. What did the pickleball say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
  28. pickleball is a lot like waiting tables…. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
  29. Why are spiders great pickleball players?… Cause they have great topspin.
  30. I’m trying to get a petition together to prevent the construction of pickleball courts in my local park…. I just think there’ll be too much racket.
  31. I got arrested for crying after losing my pickleball match. I’ve been charged with racket tearing.
  32. Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?…They have a high rate of return.What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!What is the most depressing thing about tennis?… You’ll never be as good as a wall.Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?… Because you might get arrested.Why can’t a computer play tennis? server unavailable.They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire but I still haven’t ruled it out.My tennis career has taught me that I can be the best basketball player ever Nothing but netSo did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?… The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.My wife said to me, “We need to get to the tennis court before it opens.” I asked, “Why so early?” She said, “It’s first come first serve.”A tennis factory was recently established near my house. They’re making quite the racketAre kindly tennis umpires generous to a fault?How do you trick a guy into going to a tennis match?… Tell him you’re going to a women’s singles event.Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis? Because her coach was a PUMPKIN.I’ve stopped playing with my tennis doubles partner…I’ve told him his services are no longer required.I’ve just got back from my friend’s funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.As a tennis ball falls off a table, a golf ball shouts a question, “Are you going to be ok?” The tennis ball replies, “Of course. I’ll bounce back.”My dad told me that on their walk today my dog was able to retrieve a tennis ball that landed 2 miles away Sounds far fetchedAn orange, an apple, and a watermelon signed up for a tournament… No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.It costs a lot to use the tennis courts in my city It’s a tennis racketIf you walk into a bar dressed as a tennis ball, you’ll be served right away.Why was the tennis player fed up with all the condescending comments about his performance?… He was tired of all the backhanded insultsWhen does a British tennis match end?… When it’s Wimble-DONE!What do a construction worker and a tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!What’s a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Horse Racing Jokes)My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.Why did the tennis player charge the net?… She ran out of cash.A pro tennis player gave me her broken tennis racket… no strings attachedWhy should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse!Why did the man buy 9 racquets? Because tennis too many.What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city? Volleywood!I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.Why do tennis matches take hours to complete? It’s because the lines are long.Why is it not good to play tennis in a court? Because you might get arrested.Why is it good to stand on the service line? Because you can order ice cream.Why do tennis players like vending machines? ‘Cause they don’t have to wait to be served.Why did the Labrador Retriever advise his master to invest in tennis balls? ‘Cause they have such a high rate of return!What happened when the guy pushed the service button at the reception desk? He got smacked in the head by a tennis ball.My tennis coach got really upset at me for how I was re-stringing the equipment. He said… “STOP MAKING SUCH A RACKET!!”At what sport to waiters do really well? Tennis, because they’re such great servers.What’s the difference between a waiter and a tennis scorekeeper? One sets the tables, and the other tables the sets.Where did the pizza and tennis racquet get married? At the supreme courtIowa has produced a new Tennis sensation Anna CornacobaWhere did the tennis players go on their date?… The tennis ball.My husband said to me, “I can think of 14 others reasons to leave you, besides your obsession with tennis!”… I replied, “That’s 15 love!”My tennis double’s partner is a waitress from my local restaurant… You should see her serve.What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?… Annette.What do you call girl toddler, standing in the middle of a tennis court?… AnnetteWhy are fish never good basketball players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)Why are fish never good volleyball players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)Why are fish never good lacrosse players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)Why are fish never good soccer players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)