September Jokes for Teachers

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  1. Top 10 Fall Jokes: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. September 2nd: Labor Day Jokes: I thought about being a history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  3. Why did the teacher take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to grade herself on her time management skills.
  4. Top 10 Back to School Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  5. September 5th National Cheese Pizza Day: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
  6. September 6th: National Read A Book Day Top 10 Book Jokes: What’s a bee’s favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Bee Jokes)
  7. September 7th (1s Saturday) World Beard Day Jokes Beard Jokes: “I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes)
  8. September 7th (1st Saturday) National Tailgating Day: What do college football centers wear on their feet?… Hiking shoes. (Hiking Jokes)
  9. September 8th Grandparents Day: Top 10 Grandparent Jokes: A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting.” she said… “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.” 
  10. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers & Gymnastics Jokes)
  11. Labor Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to back to school. It is Labor Day Weekend. (Labor Day Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  12. September 11th: We have no joke today. Our thoughts are with the families of the victims of 9/11. We thank 1st responders everywhere, especially NYPD & NYFD. Never Forget.
  13. You know, I used to be a teacher, but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Teacher Jokes)
  14. Friday September 13th: Friday the 13th Joke for Teachers: Why did the teacher go in the water at Crystal Lake say to the shore?… To test the water. (15 Best Lakes in South Carolina)
  15. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Jokes for Teachers)
  16. Harvest Moon Jokes: What do you wear to the September full moon?… A Har-VEST. 
  17. September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes & Top 10 Constitution Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
  18. September 18th Harvest Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  19. September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Why didn’t the pirate make it to the honor roll when he graduated?… All of his scores were in the C’s. (Graduation Jokes / Jokes for Teachers / Pirate Jokes)
  20. Harvest Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  21. September 21st Mini Golf Day: They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall… They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf. 
  22. September 25th: National Lobster Day: Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster take such a long time to learn just the basics of the English alphabet?… Probably because he spent a lot of years at C. (Jokes for Teachers)
  23. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!… We hope you do too!
  24. What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?… A har-vest! (Farming Jokes)
  25. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  26. I’m like a November afternoon … Short and not very bright. (November Jokes)
  27. The leaves fall in autumn in New England. Can you guess their favorite Celtic of all-time?…. Bill Russell.
  28. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the 1st day of fall? (Canoe Jokes)
  29. I’m going to go out on a limb and say I be-leaf in you… Have a great fall! (Tree Jokes)
  30. What did autumn say to summer?… Make like a tree and leave! (Summer Jokes)