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  1. Top 10 Fall Jokes: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. Top 10 Back to School JokesKnock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  3. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers & Gymnastics Jokes)
  4. I thought about being a historian, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  5. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Graduation Jokes)
  6. You know, I use to be a teacher, but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Teacher Jokes)
  7. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Jokes for Teachers)
  8. September 12th Grandparents Day: Top 10 Grandparent JokesA second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting.” she said… “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.” 
  9. September 17th: Constitution DayConstitution Day Jokes & Top 10 Constitution JokesSay
  10. September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Why didn’t the pirate make it to the honor roll when he graduated?… All of his scores were in the C’s. (Graduation Jokes / Jokes for Teachers / Pirate Jokes)