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  1. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  3. If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (South Dakota Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (1st Day of School Jokes & Jokes for the Last Day)
  5. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  6. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
  7. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes / Iced Tea Jokes / Tea Jokes)
  8. I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  9. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  10. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fireworks Jokes & Fathers Day Jokes)
  11. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
  12. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  13. What American holiday can you never trust?… the 4th of Ju – LIE! (July Jokes for Kids)
  14. What band to trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band. (Music Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  15. The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
  16. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  17. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  18. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  19. Little Johnny’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new year. When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked”Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work””Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine” 
  20. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
  21. What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80. (Pirate Jokes)
  22. What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Baseball Jokes)
  23. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  24. Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?… The police let him off! (Police Jokes)
  25. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (Hot Dog Jokes & 4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  26. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  27. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  28. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
  29. American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson (Donut Jokes)
  30. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (Tarzan Jokes)     
  31. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  32. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies. (Ant Jokes)
  33. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
  34. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  35. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Rain Jokes)
  36. What does a dragon eat for a snack?… Firecrackers. (Dragon Jokes)
  37. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  38. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Lets get together and “pop it like its hot.”
  39. Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  40. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. (Labor Day Jokes)
  41. What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order!
  42. What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works 
  43. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (World Geography Jokes)
  44. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  46. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (American Revolution Jokes)
  47. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy!
  48. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Duck Jokes)
  49. Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?… Laughayette
  50. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?…The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids)
  51. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (American Revolution Jokes)
  52. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?… Get in the boat, men!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  53. Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”Student: “False. It was written in ink.” (American Revolution Jokes)
  54. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?… One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill! (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  55. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill. (American Revolution Jokes)
  56. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Firecracker Jokes for Kids)
  57. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?… The Fodder of Our Country! (Cow Jokes for Kids)
  58. What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?…Monti jello.
  59. Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?…He was a Yankee doodler. (Art Jokes)
  60. Where did our first president keep his mice?… Mount Vermin!
  61. What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  62. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes for Kids)
  63. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic turtle! (Turtle Jokes for Kids)
  64. How is a healthy person like the United States?…They both have good constitutions! (Constitution Jokes)
  65. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?…Because she can’t sit down. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  66. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (American Revolution Jokes)
  67. Best American Battle Book Never Written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech. (American Revolution Jokes)
  68. A Immigration Book Never Written: “Coming to America” by Anita Greencard. (World Geography Jokes)
  69. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  70. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
  71. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball!” (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  72. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Election Jokes for Kids)
  73. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?… It can’t sit down.
  74. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  75. What’s red, white, blue and green? A seasick Uncle Sam. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  76. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?…My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Fireworks Jokes)
  77. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers (Fireworks Jokes)
  78. Why did the duck say, “Bang”?… He was a fire-quacker. (Fireworks Jokes)
  79. Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (Fireworks Jokes)
  80. What’s red, white, black and blue?… Uncle Sam falling down the stairs. (American Revolution Jokes)
  81. Independence Day is the day married men celebrate something they once had.
  82. What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?… Beneduck Arnold.
  83. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Lets get together and “pop it like its hot.” (Fireworks Jokes)
  84. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  85. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (American Revolutionary War Jokes / Bird Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
  86. Why does Uncle Sam wear red, white and blue suspenders?… To hold up his pants. (4th of July Jokes)
  87. What did the dog say when it saw the firework go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk! (Dog jokes)
  88. What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash!
  89. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. (October Jokes)
  90. Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.  (Police Jokes)
  91. I remember watching the fireworks on the TV. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them.
  92. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors. (College Jokes)
  93. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Dog Jokes)
  94. A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off. (Police Jokes)
  95. Why are fireworks so cool?… It’s cause they’re lit.
  96. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
  97. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!
  98. I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.
  99. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  100. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  101. Police arrested two kids yesterday one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off. (Police Jokes)
  102. What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive?… Ok boomer.
  103. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks. They almost burned down my caught my Christmas decorations on fire. 
  104. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October! It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. 
  105. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?… Firequackers.
  106. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors!
  107. A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an AmericanShe shares the joys of being a part of the greatest country in the world, and asks her students to raise their hands if they are or want to be American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.There is, however,… 
  108. What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?… Dino-myte! (Dinosaur Jokes)
  109. Why should you never watch fireworks on the TV?… Because it’s a dangerous place to light them! 
  110. What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?… Can’t see ’em. 
  111. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks.They almost burned down my Christmas decorations on fire. (Christmas Jokes)
  112. Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang.
  113. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (4th of July Jokes / Bird Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
  114. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)