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  1. What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?… You’re Nuts! (Psychology Jokes)
  2. Why did the apple pie join the circus?… It loved all the apple-ause.
  3. Why did the apple pie turn red?… Because it saw the salad dressing.
  4. What did the apple say after thanksgiving?… Good-pie everyone.
  5. Why did the apple pie go to a dentist?… Because it needed a filling. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  6. What do you get if you cross a train engine with an apple pie?… Puff pastry
  7. If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?… None because the six kids ate them all already.
  8. How many pastry chefs does it take to make an apple pie?… 3.14. (Pi Day Jokes)
  9. Why did the apple pie cross the road?… It saw a fork up ahead.
  10. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a la mode. (Pi Day Jokes)
  11. Who led all the apples to the bakery?… The Pie Piper
  12. What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?… Use apples instead.
  13. What can a whole apple pie do that half an apple pie can’t do?… It can look round.
  14. Why did the man eat apple pie at the bank?…He wanted to eat rich food.
  15. What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?… A crab apple pie.
  16. What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?… Your teeth.
  17. What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?… Have you ever tried worm pie?
  18. What kind of pie has a short temper?… A crab apple pie.
  19. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky. (Pi Day Jokes)
  20. What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree?… Pineapple pie.
  21. Why did the apple pie cry?… It’s peelings were hurt!
  22. When is an apple pie grouchy?… When it’s made with crab apples!

More Pie Jokes

  1. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  2. What was the ghost’s favorite dessert?… Boo-Berry pie.
  3. What did the man say when he took a bite of sweet potato pie?… Mmmm, this is so yammy.
  4. How many grams of protein are in a sweet potato pi?… 3.1415926… (Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What kind of pie did George Washington like most?…Cherry pie! (Presidents’ Day Jokes for Kids)
  6. Why did the cherry pie go to a dentist?… Because it needed a filling.
  7. Why did the sweet potato pie get into so many arguments?… It was filled with agi-taters
  8. What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his pie too fast?… Stop goblin your dessert.
  9. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?… Pumpkin pi.
  10. Why was the cherry pie so happy?… It won first pies in the contest.
  11. Which pie has the most jam in it?… Cherry Garcia Pie.
  12. What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?… Banana cream pie. (Banana Jokes for Kids)