Top 50 Pasta Jokes

by | Oct 17, 2023 | Dads, Education, Latest News, Moms, Parents, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pasta jokes.
  2. My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… Until she pasta-way. (Pasta Jokes)
  3. My grandfather ate spaghetti everyday… Until she pasta-way. (Pasta Jokes)
  4. Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Meatball Jokes)
  5. Scouting report for the spaghetti basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  6. Did y’all hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m sending olive my thoughts and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy. (Cemetery Jokes)
  7. A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show… Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony. (Election Jokes)
  8. What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles. (Ides of March Jokes)
  9. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Dance Jokes)
  10. Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pizza Jokes)
  11. What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  12. What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta!
  13. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  14. What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Tea Jokes)
  15. Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it. (Social Studies Jokes)
  16. Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost! (Ghost Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  17. Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!!
  18. What do the ghosts have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
  19. What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta Pasta who?… Pasta salt please.
  21. A scientist took his dog to work to help experiment on pasta… It’s labranoodle! (Dog Jokes)
  22. What did the pasta chef ride to the hockey game?… A zam-roni. (Hockey Jokes)
  23. I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. (Grammar Jokes)
  24. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. (Car Jokes)
  25. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)
  26. How much water should you use when you make pasta?… About a cup orzo!
  27. What’s Forest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta?… Penne. (Movie Jokes)
  28. Why didn’t the lasagna get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square! (Geometry Jokes for Teachers & Pasta Jokes)
  29. I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but… I just wish they would make me a fresh plate. (Pasta Jokes)
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah Noah who?… Noah good Italian restaurant we can go to for dinner? (Pasta Jokes)
  31. There’s 500 types of pasta… The pastabilities are endless.
  32. I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes. (Labor Day Jokes)
  33. Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… It cost a pretty penne! (Christmas Jokes)
  34. What do Italians say about pasta?… Every penne counts! (Pasta Jokes)
  35. I threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta.
  36. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. (Prom Jokes)
  37. There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  38. I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help… She took the words right out of my mouth. (Grammar Jokes)
  39. What do you call the formal study of pasta?… Linguinistics. (Grammar Jokes)
  40. Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water?… Their relationship was strained.
  41. What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?… Ravi-lonely.
  42. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY. (Movie Jokes)
  43. What do you call a sad noodle?… Upsetti spaghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
  44. Why wouldn’t the family eat at the pasta restaurant?… Because it cost a pretty penne! (Pasta Jokes)
  45. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any friends?… Ravi-lonely! (Pasta Jokes)
  46. What’s a penguin’s favorite pasta?… Penguini. (Penguin Jokes)
  47. What do you call pasta with a cold?… Macaroni and sneeze. (Doctor Jokes)
  48. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Napping Jokes)
  49. What kind of dish does an impasta make?… Faked ziti! (Pasta Jokes)
  50. What do the students have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti! (Pasta Jokes)