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- What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Puppy Jokes)
- What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog! (Dog Jokes)
- Why don’t they let Punxsutawney Phil watch TV?… He keeps hogging the remote.
- What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party?… Go hog wild.
- What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters! (Tree Jokes)
- Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?… He was having a bad lair day! (Psychology Jokes)
- What is a groundhog’s favorite color?… Mahogany!
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?… A road hog. (Car Jokes)