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- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265.
**(Pi Day Jokes)** - The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
*(**Knight Jokes**)* - What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?… Whoopie Pi!
*(Jokes for the Last Day of School)* - What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth!
- Why did the pie go to a dentist?… Because he needed a filling!
- How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
**(Pi Day Jokes***& Ice Cream Jokes)* - What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean.
**(Pi Day Jokes)** - I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted.
*(Cupcake Jokes)* - Who led all the apples to the bakery?…The Pie Piper.
*(Fall Jokes)* - Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!
*(**Wizard of Oz Jokes**)* - Why did the apple pie cry?… It’s peelings were hurt!
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
**(Pi Day Jokes)** - What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand in a circle?… Shepherd’s Pi.
**(Pi Day Jokes)** - What did the apple say to the pie baker?… Use cherries instead.
- What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?… “You’ve got some crust.”
- What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?… Puff pastry
- Why did the pie cross the road?… She was meat an potato.
- What do you call a fantasy adventure movie about baked goods and a Bengal tiger?… Life of Pie.
- What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?… Boo-Berry pie with I-scream! (Halloween Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
**(Pi Day Jokes)** - What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi.
**(Pi Day Jokes)** - What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
- Remember not to eat too much pi—it will give you a large circumference.
*(Pie Jokes)* - Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?… A Mince Spy!
*(**Christmas Jokes**)* - What does a butcher do after traveling somewhere over a rainbow?… Weigh a pie!
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**101 Pi Day Jokes****Pi Day Jokes (26)**

- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates!
**(Top Pirate Jokes)** - What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
**(Find a U.S. math teacher who tutors!)** - What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
- Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
- How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
- In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
- What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
- The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
- Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
- I just saw the movie American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14.
- What is 1.57?… Half a pie
- What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi!
**(Top Halloween Jokes)** - What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.
- What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
- What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi!
- What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?…Pi in the sky by and by.
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
- Come to the nerd side, we have pi!
- How far can you recite pi?… Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry…
- What famous private investigator solves math problem?… Magnum PI
- What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?… A cow pi.
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**mathematician**, a**physicist**, and an**engineer**are all given identicalrubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything theywant to measure it, and have all the time they need.**The mathematician**pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.**The physicist**gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures.**And the engineer?**He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up. - Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
- What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Eskimo pi.
- Several Experts Several experts were all posed the following question: What is pi?