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- Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve… It’s December 31st.
- Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
- “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A dad on New Year’s Eve.
- Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?… To ring in the new year.
- How does New Year’s Eve end?… With the letter ‘E’!
- If 2020 was a person I’d sue him for pain and suffering.
- The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision …… I can’t wait to see them all.
- I can’t wait till New Year’s Day 2021… Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
- What is a New Year’s resolution?… Something that goes in one year and out the other.
- An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Fireworks Jokes & Police Jokes)
- What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
- What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?… He got 12 months! (Police Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What did the little champagne bottle call his father?… Pop!
- Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?… Waiting for the punchline.
- Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?… To start off the new year in a cool way.
- Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for New Year’s. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
- I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
- An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
- Knock knock... Who’s there?… Abbey... Abbey who?… Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- New Year?… I just got used to this last one!
- What’s the problem with jogging on New Year’s Eve?… The ice falls out of your drinks!
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
- What did the ghost say on January 1st?… Happy Boo Year.
- What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moo Year’s Eve. (Cow Jokes)
- What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?… Times Square.
- What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne. (Vampire Jokes & 365 Family Friendly Jokes)
- What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
- What is a corn’s favorite holiday?… New Ear’s Eve. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- The only “homework” you want your dog to chew up is your list of New Year’s resolutions.
- What do New Year’s parades have in common with Santa Claus?… No one is awake to see either of them.
- My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. But I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.
- What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne.” (Mole Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve …… by making many pour decisions!
- (In 2020)My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year… How would I know? I don’t have 2020 vision.
- (In 2020) Looking at the new year’s calendar …… we’ll all have 2020 vision.
- What happened to the woman who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?… She got 12 months!
- Knock knock... Who’s there?… Mary and Abbey... Mary and Abbey who?… Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his New Year’s Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year’s Eve?… Because 9, 8, 7 … (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moo Year’s Day! (Cow Jokes)
- What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
- What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moo Year’s Day! (Cow Jokes)
- I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
- I would lose weight for my New Year’s resolution …… but I hate losing.
- My New Year’s resolution is to get better at pretending to know the words to “Auld Lang Syne.”
- Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve? It’s too far to walk.
- My resolution was to read more …… so I put the subtitles on my TV.
- What is corn’s favorite holiday?… New EARS Day! (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security.
- What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
- My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full …… with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
- This New Year’s, I resolved to lead a better life. Now all I have to do is find someone who will trade lives with me.
- My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
- My New Year’s resolution is to break my New Year’s resolutions. That way I succeed at something!