Kayak Jokes

  1. An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too… (Kayak Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  2. What would you get if you crossed a kayaker and the Invisible Man?… Kayaking like no one has ever seen.
  3. Why was Cinderella such a bad kayaker?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  4. Why is a kayak race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.