Canoe Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best canoe jokes.
  2. What is the best way to steer a canoe at summer camp?… Either oar. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  3. I don’t like to brag but I can control a kayak brilliantly… Canoe?
  4. Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe?… Either oar.
  5. Today I learned that if you’re in a canoe and it flips over in the water…. you can safely wear it on your head….because it’s capsized. (Hat Jokes)
  6. Did you hear about the huge sale they just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal. (Black Friday Jokes)
  7. When you throw up in a canoe… is it a kayak? (Doctor Jokes & Kayak Jokes)
  8. An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too… (Kayak Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  9. My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  10. What do you call a canoe that’s 50% off?… A sale boat. (Black Friday Jokes)
  11. My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea… but I missed the boat. (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girlfriend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day. (Constitution Jokes)
  13. A book never written: “How to Get Wet” by Tip D. Canoe. (Canoe Jokes &
  14. Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle…. So I guess it was an ether/oar situation. (Doctor Jokes)
  15. I just bought two kayaks for the price of one… Canoe believe it? (Black Friday Jokes)
  16. Why was the canoe considered a heartthrob?… He was so row-mantic. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  17. What does Donald Trump call kayaks?… Fake canoes. (Election Jokes & Presidents Jokes)
  18. What do you call a mechanical man paddling a canoe?… A Rowbot. (Computer Jokes)
  19. We have a metal paddle for our canoe… I told the kids it’s iron oar.
  20. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  21. What do you call an old canoe?… A ca-old.
  22. What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
  23. I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with “K.”… It’s a pity that I was so stumped because if I had answered correctly I’d have won a brand new kayak.
  24. What does kayaking have in common with light beer?… They are both close to water. (Beer Jokes)
  25. A kayak instructor hands two kayak paddles to her student and asked, “which one do you prefer?” The student replied “either, oar.”
  26. The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there… …yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
  27. I don’t know how to paddle in a canoe… Canoe?
  28. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the coach of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  29. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the country that lost to 1992 USA Basketball Dream team in the gold medal game?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  30. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the members of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  31. Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?… It just goes to show, you can’t have your kayak and heat it too! (Kayak Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  32. What do you call a transformer that turns into a canoe… A rowbot. (Computer Jokes)
  33. Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat?… It’s cap-sized.(Hat Jokes)
  34. Why was Cinderella such a bad canoer?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  35. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the branches of the US Military?  (Veterans Day Jokes)
  36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe Darth Vader is Luke’s father? (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes & Dad Jokes) 
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who was draft pick #199 and has become a greatest football player of all-time? (NFL Draft Jokes)
  38. How can you tell if someone is a kayak guide?… Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
  39. During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the “DronePaddle3000″… I just call it a Rowbot.
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about canoes?
  41. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe take a little more off the top? (Barber Jokes)
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good canoe knock-knock joke?
  43. How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?… Bring out the doggy paddle. (Dog Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good canoe knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about canoes? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes) 
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good kayak puns?
  47. I saw an old lady sitting alone in her front yard; in a canoe. I thought to myself… Now there’s someone who could use a good paddle.
  48. My wife and I had a huge row yesterday… We love our new kayak. (Marriage Jokes)
  49. I like to wear a canoe on my head like it’s a hat… Works best if it’s capsized. (Hat Jokes)
  50. Two explorers find a canoe in an ancient temple. Inside, they find what appears to be a reflective rowing tool… Unfortunately, it was just a mere oar.
  51. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the two players who were drafted ahead of Michael Jordan? (NBA Draft Jokes)
  52. Why is a canoe race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  53. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you teach me how to use a dating app. I just got divorced. (Divorce Jokes)
  54. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show? (Canoe Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  55. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe it is Labor Day? Where did the summer go? (Labor Day Jokes)
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how to get beads at Mardi Gras?
  57. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how to swim? (Swimming Jokes)
  58. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? It is National Watermelon Day! (Watermelon Jokes)
  59. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me the Constitution? (Canoe Jokes) 
  60. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me the the 1st 10 amendments to the Constitution? (Canoe Jokes) 
  61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the the 1st 10 amendments to the Constitution? (Canoe Jokes) 
  62. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you pick up a gallon of milk. (Milk Jokes)
  63. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you pour me a glass of milk. (Milk Jokes)
  65. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the highest rank in the Navy? 
  66. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me if it is a Leap Year? (Canoe Jokes)
  67. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the next Leap Year will be? (Canoe Jokes)
  68. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe spell Leap Year? (Canoe Jokes)
  69. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me Leap Year? (Canoe Jokes)
  70. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name Barbie’s boyfriend? (Canoe Jokes) 
  71. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name Ken’s girlfriend? (Canoe Jokes) 
  72. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how Covid-19 is contracted? (Covid Jokes)
  73. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a hat for the Kentucky Derby? (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  74. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you teach me how to make a croissant. (Canoe Jokes)
  75. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a croissant. (Canoe Jokes)
  76. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you share your croissant with me. (Canoe Jokes)
  77. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the US Commander-in-Chief? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  79. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day? (Music Jokes)
  80. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent #1 pick in the NBA draft? (Canoe Jokes)
  81. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter books in order? (Harry Potter Jokes)
  82. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I hit the bullseye? (Archery Jokes)
  83. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest watermelon is 350 pounds? (Watermelon Jokes)
  84. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic? (Canoe Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  85. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe walk to the campfire with me? (Summer Camp Jokes)
  86. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe marry a watermelon and a honeydew melon? (Watermelon Jokes)
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a heat wave? (Heat Wave Jokes)
  88. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me bacon and eggs for breakfast? (Egg Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
  89. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make a Father’s Day card for Dad? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  90. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe buy a Father’s Day gift for Dad? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  91. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me some ideas for a Father’s Day gift for Dad? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  92. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the last day of school? (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  93. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you teach me how to make a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  94. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you order me a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  95. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you make me a grilled cheese sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  96. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Juno… Juno, who?… Juno the last day of school? (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  97. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the actor who plays Indiana Jones? (Barber Jokes)
  98. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 1st Indiana Jones movie? (Indiana Jones Jokes)
  99. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the last Indiana Jones movie?
  100. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me a buzz cut? (Canoe Jokes)
  101. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me a wiffle? (Canoe Jokes)
  102. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me a mohawk? (Canoe Jokes)
  103. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe shave my head? (Canoe Jokes)
  104. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe save my beard? (Beard Jokes)
  105. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a donut? (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
  106. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the team with the #1 pick in the next NBA draft? (Canoe Jokes)
  107. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe spell turtle? (Canoe Jokes) 
  108. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe feed my turtle? (Canoe Jokes) 
  109. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me your turtle’s name? (Canoe Jokes)
  110. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe buy me a turtle name? (Canoe Jokes)
  111.  Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how long a turtle lives? (Canoe Jokes)
  112.  Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how much a turtle weighs? (Canoe Jokes)
  113.  Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how much a turtle costs? (Canoe Jokes)
  114. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Gold Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  115. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe hand me a slice of pizza? (Canoe Jokes)
  116. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks ahead or behind?
  117. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe say the Pledge of Allegiance on Independence Day?
  118. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me where the Royal Family in England lives? (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  119. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent team to win the Super Bowl? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  120. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the last King who was coronated? (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  121. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  122. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe chaperone my field trip? (Field Trip Jokes)
  123. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you make me toast for breakfast? (Toast Jokes)
  124. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the treaty that end the Revolutionary War? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  125. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the branches of the US Military? (Armed Forces Jokes)
  126. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me if I should stay or go, because a hurricane is coming? (Canoe Jokes)
  127. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe pick up some pizza on your way home from work? (Canoe Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  128. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the treaty that end World War I? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  129. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the treaty that end World War II? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  130. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the treaty that ended the Vietnam War? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  131. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a tropical storm and a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  132. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe take us on a field trip? (Field Trip Jokes)
  133. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy a dozen donuts? (Donut Knock Knock Jokes
  134. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me what flavor donuts you have? (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
  135. What is the best way to steer a canoe?… Either oar.
  136. Knock, knock! Who’s there?… Canoe. Canoe, who?… Canoe tell us some Halloween knock knock jokes?(Halloween Knock Knock Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
  137. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you go to the store and stock up on water and other essentials for hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  138. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me board up the windows for hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  139. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  140. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in canoe at the Summer Olympics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  141. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a canoe good knock-knock jokes?
  142. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good canoe knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  143. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Hagrid? (Canoe Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  144. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company that makes Barbie dolls? (Canoe Jokes) 
  145. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company the actor who plays Ken in the Barbie Movie? (Barbie Jokes)
  146. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company the actress who plays Barbie in the Barbie Movie? (Barbie Jokes)
  147. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name company the director of the Barbie Movie? (Barbie Jokes)
  148. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe march in the Independence Day parade? (Canoe Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  149. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NFL team that has the #1 pick in the draft? (NFL Draft Jokes)
  150. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Silver Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  151. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Bronze Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  152. What happened to the guy that lit a fire in his canoe?… He learned that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  153. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe stay cool during a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  154. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe turn up the air conditioner? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  155. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the beach? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  156. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the lake? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  157. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the pool? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  158. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the river? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  159. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the watering? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  160. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you teach me archery? (Archery Jokes)
  161. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you hit the bullseye? (Archery Jokes)
  162. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you teach me to shoot a bow and arrow? (Archery Jokes)
  163. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon salad? (Canoe Jokes)
  164. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon ice cream? (Canoe Jokes)
  165. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  166. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe a watermelon marry a cantaloupe? (Canoe Jokes)
  167. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you grow a watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  168. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe plant a watermelon seed? (Canoe Jokes)
  169. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spit a watermelon seed far? (Canoe Jokes)
  170. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spit a watermelon seed? (Canoe Jokes)
  171. Where did Harry Styles go to school?… Watermelon Sugar High.
  172. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you bring watermelon to the picnic? (Canoe Jokes)
  173. Where do watermelons and cantaloupes go for the summer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp
  174. How do you get water into a watermelon?… You plant it…in the spring!
  175. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you put some watermelon in my lunch? (Canoe Jokes)
  176. What did the watermelon say when the honeydew asked it to run away to Vegas and get married?… Sorry I cantaloupe.
  177. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you carry a watermelon to the party? (Canoe Jokes)
  178. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you carry a watermelon to the car? (Canoe Jokes)
  179. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you cut the watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  180. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  181. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe cut me another piece of watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  182. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe eat a whole watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  183. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 101 Watermelon Jokes? (Canoe Jokes)
  184. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a watermelon cocktail? (Canoe Jokes)
  185. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Mint Mojito?
  186. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Martini?
  187. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Vodka Watermelon Cocktail?
  188. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Paloma?
  189. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Limeade Cocktail?
  190. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent team to lose the Super Bowl? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  191. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent coach to win the Super Bowl? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  192. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent coach to lose the Super Bowl? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  193. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent player to win the Super Bowl MVP? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  194. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most Super Bowl MVPs? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  195. March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the programs that appeared in their 1st Final Four in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
  196. March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who appeared in his 1st Final Four in his first season as a Division I college coach in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
  197. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most Super Bowls? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  198. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter movies in order? (Harry Potter Jokes)
  199. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter characters? (Canoe Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  200. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the #1 pick in the most recent draft? (NFL Draft Jokes)
  201. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the franchise who has won the most Super Bowls? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  202. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who has won the most Super Bowls? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  203. Why did the watermelons ask for permission to get married?… Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)
  204. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the countries that still coronate a king? (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  205. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the date of the last Coronation?
  206. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the date of the last French Coronation? (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  207. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough gas before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  208. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough batteries before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  209. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough water before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  210. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure I am safe the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)(Canoe Jokes)
  211. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me clean up after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  212. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 2 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  213. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 2 hurricane and a category 3 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  214. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 3 hurricane and a category 4 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  215. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 4 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  216. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me rebuild the hurricane?(Canoe Jokes)
  217. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me move after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  218. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  219. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me where King Charles lives? (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  220. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the day we need to turn the clocks behind? (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  221. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the day we need to turn the clocks ahead?(Daylight Savings Jokes)
  222. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how many hours we need to adjust the clocks? (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  223. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe spell coronation? (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)