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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best apple pie jokes.
- What did the baker add to the apple pie to make it extra delicious?… Spice spice baby. (365 Music Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
- Where does Neil Young put his apple pie?… On his harvest spoon. (Harvest Moon Jokes)
- Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?… Because they have such a high turnover rate! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Who will you call to bake the tastiest apple pies?… Granny Smith. (Grandparent Jokes)
- Apple Pie is 3.14 times better than apples by themselves.
- What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a crustacean?… A crab apple pie.
- Why did the cherry pie and apple pie break up?… They were having crust issues.
- Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?… Because they have such a high turnover rate! (Apple Pie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- What kind of pie has a short temper?… A crab apple pie. (Apple Pie Jokes)
- How did the audience cheer the apple pie for its sensational performance?… With apple-ause! (Apple Pie Jokes)
- When is an apple pie grouchy?… When it’s made with crab apples! (Apple Pie Jokes)
- Why did the apple pie turn red?… Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why did the apple pie join the circus?… It loved all the apple-ause.
- What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?… A crab apple pie.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me an apple pie? (Canoe Jokes)
- Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to to hurry up his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Music Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- What type of apple do bees like to use to make pie?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes & Bee Jokes)
- What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi. (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
- Can you recite pi?… Apple, peach, blueberry, pumpkin, pecan… (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
- A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas… These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. (World Geography Jokes)
- Who led all the apples to the bakery?…The Pie Piper. (Fall Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?… You’re Nuts! (Psychology Jokes)
- Why did the apple pie cry?… It’s peelings were hurt! (Pie Jokes)
- Why did the apple pie join the circus?… It loved all the apple-ause. (Circus Jokes)
- Why did the apple pie turn red?… Because it saw the salad dressing. (Lettuce Jokes)
- What did the apple say after Thanksgiving?… Good-pie everyone. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Why did the apple pie go to a dentist?… Because it needed a filling. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get if you cross a train engine with an apple pie?… Puff pastry! (Train Jokes)
- If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?… None because the six kids ate them all already. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What did the apple say to the pie baker?… Use cherries instead. (Pie Jokes)
- How many pastry chefs does it take to make an apple pie?… 3.14. (Pi Day Jokes)
- Why did the apple pie cross the road?… It saw a fork up ahead.
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a la mode. (Pi Day Jokes)
- Who led all the apples to the bakery?… The Pie Piper
- What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?… Use apples instead.
- What can a whole apple pie do that half an apple pie can’t do?… It can look round.
- Why did the man eat apple pie at the bank?…He wanted to eat rich food.
- What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?… A crab apple pie.
- What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?… Your teeth.
- What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?… Have you ever tried worm pie?
- What kind of pie has a short temper?… A crab apple pie.