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October 4th: National Taco Day Jokes

More Taco Jokes…

  1. We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
  2. We are the #1 listing for a google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
  3. Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? No, its will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
  4. Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids. (Labor Day Jokes)    
  5. I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them. (Fish Jokes)
  6. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
  7. Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
  8. Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
  9. Why are Tacos depressed?… Because they’re always falling apart. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
  11. If you don’t like tacos… I’m nacho type. (Valentine’s Day)
  12. Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes)
  13. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
  14. Two bankers went into a taqueria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases and started to eat! The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged tacos.
  15. Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar! (Beer Jokes)
  16. How do you make a taco stand?… You take away its chair.
  17. What do you get if you eat onions on your taco?… Tear gas.
  18. What does a depressed taco say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Psychology Jokes)
  19. A panda walks into a taqueria. He orders two tacos and gobbles them down. Then suddenly he draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. “Why?” asks the confused waitress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.” The waitress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.” (Animal Jokes)
  20. Why did the taco chef stop cooking?… He ran out of thyme.
  21. A day without tacos won’t kill you…but why risk it?
  22. A taco and some nachos were hanging out. The nacho was so sad. The taco asked “Wanna taco bout it?” But the nacho turned away saying “It’s nacho business!” 
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Waiter!… Waiter who?… Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
  24. How do taco chefs live their lives?… By seasoning the moment! 
  25. What did the soft shell taco say when they wanted to cuddle?…  Fold me close! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  26. Did you hear the slogan at that new Taqueria?… “7 days without tacos makes ONE weak!”
  27. A math teacher asked her sassy student: “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” The student replied “Well if your asking, I’ll still have 4.”(Math Jokes for Kids)
  28. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  29. Where are the best tacos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  30. A balanced diet is a taco in both hands.
  31. Why did you climb onto the roof of the taqueria?… Because the manager said the fish taco was “on the house.” (Hiking Jokes)
  32. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere! (Full Moon Jokes)
  33. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  34. Why do taco fish swim in salt water?… Cause pepper water is too spicy! (Swimming Jokes)
  35. “Waiter waiter! Theres a bee in my taco!” “Yes sir, it’s the fly’s day off.” (Bee Jokes)
  36. Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?… Por flavor
  37. What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  38. Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Disney Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  39. Thank god I don’t have to hunt for my food. I don’t even know where tacos live. (Hunting Jokes)
  40. Have you heard the joke about the Santa Fe taco?…  It was corny.  (Corn Jokes)
  41. “I don’t like tacos” said no Juan ever.
  42. What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla
  43. The difference between tacos and your opinion is that I asked for taco.
  44. Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.
  45. Life is like a taco… It falls apart.
  46. Don’t tell me to stop eating so many tacos. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. 
  47. I got gas today for $1.39… Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell.
  48. What did the Taqueria chef say he did on vacation?… Taco bout what an awesome time he had! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  49. You can’t be sad with a taco in your hand. (Psychology Jokes)
  50. Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.
  51. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  52. Did you eat my dalmatian taco?… Yeah, it really hit the spot! (Dog Jokes)
  53. I know it’s early, but I’m already thinking about tacos.
  54. I wonder if there’s a taco out there thinking of me too. Boyfriends are cool and all, but have you tried tacos?
  55. I want to start juicing but I’m hesitant because I don’t know how to juice tacos. 
  56. Some days I eat salad and go to the gym. Some I chase 10 tacos with a dozen shots of tequila. It’s called balance. 
  57. Did you have the Wookie steak taco?… I heard its a little Chewie! (Chewbacca Jokes)
  58. I wish I were full of tacos instead of emotions. (Psychology Jokes)
  59. I want someone to look at me the way I look at tacos.
  60. Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck. (Summer Jokes)
  61. “Waiter! Theres a dead fly in my taco!” “Yeah, they can’t take the spicy jalapenoes.”
  62.  You cannot make everybody happy, you are not a taco.
  63. My hobbies include eating tacos and complaining that I’m getting fat.
  64. Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it.
  65. You will never truly know heartbreak until you see a waiter coming with your tacos and then he sharply swerves to a different table!
  66. When do you put french fries in tacos?… Fry-Day! (Fast Food Day Jokes)
  67. What is a spicy taco’s favorite movie?…  Catch me if you Cayenne!
  68. What did the taco say to the guacamole?… Avocado (I’ve got a) crush on you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  69. Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat. (Cat Jokes)
  70. “Waiter! There is a fly in the salsa!” “Don’t worry, the spider in your taco will get him.”
  71. “Waiter! Why is there a fly in my taco!” “I’m so sorry! I must have missed it when I picked out the others.”
  72. What did the stoner say when he had the best time of his life?… Taco about a good time.
  73. What’s better than a talking burrito?… Adele taco.
  74. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?… Because there was a Taco Bell on the other side.
  75. As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game… To help us get more runs than our opponent.
  76. Why did the man climb onto the roof of taco truck?… Because the manager said the fish taco is on the house. (Hiking Jokes)
  77. Why can’t you taco to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  78. Whats a dog’s favorite taco?… Puppito! (Dog Jokes)
  79. There is no “we” in taco.
  80. All I care about is tacos…and like 3 people. 
  81. “Waiter, this isn’t a taco. Its’ got a hamburger bun!” “I’m so sorry! No bun intended.” (Hamburger Jokes)
  82. “Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?” “That’s a bean taco.” “I’m sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?”
  83. “Waiter, I ordered guac an hour ago, how long will the chips be?” “About 4 inches each I assume” 
  84. “Waiter! What’s wrong with the eggs in this breakfast taco?” “I don’t know sir, I only laid the table.” (Egg Jokes)
  85. Have you heard about the garlic taco diet?… You don’t lose any weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
  86. Who serves food at the star wars taqueria?… Darth Waiter (Star Wars Jokes)
  87. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
  88. A man went to a taco/thai fusion restaurant. “Waiter! Do you have frog legs?” “Of Course!” “Then hop off and get me more tacos!” (Frog Jokes)
  89. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for Taco Bell?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  90. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  91. What does Pac-Man put on his tacos?… Guacauacauacauacauacauacamole
  92. What’s the difference between my son and taco bell… I love taco bell.
  93. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
  94. If you eat 25 tacos and pass out, you’ll wake up in.. Tacoma.
  95. What is a restaurant for robots called?… Dell taco
  96. I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once.. They kindly asked me to get off the counter
  97. My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”
  98. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
  99. What does a chicken taco say?… Guawk guawk!!
  100. What do you call taco sauce protectors?… Mild Protective Services
  101. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  102. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  103. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Mole Day Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  104. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  105. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes)
  106. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
  107. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  108. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business. (Biology Jokes)
  109. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Cheese Jokes
  110. What Tex-Mex food is good for measuring?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  111. “Waiter, what is this fly doing in the salsa?” “Looks like the backstroke.” (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  112. A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A quesadilla stuck in one of his ears, a burrito in the other ear, and a taco in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.” (Doctor Jokes)
  113. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream. (Cow Jokes)
  114. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
  115. What do you call people avoiding healthy fats?… Avocadonts.
  116. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Avocado!… Avocado who?… Avocado cold. (Doctor Jokes)
  117. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  118. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Top Animal Jokes)
  119. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  120. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  121. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.