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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Good Friday jokes.
  2. What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)
  3. TGIF….Thank God It’s Good Friday…..Please Do. (Friday Jokes)
  4. It’s sad that Americans get more excited about Black Friday than Good Friday… more interested in sales than the greatest gift. (Black Friday Jokes)
  5. The Masters is sometimes falls on Holy Thursday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Masters Golf Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  6. The Masters is sometimes falls on Good Friday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Masters Golf Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  7. The Masters is sometimes falls on Easter… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Masters Golf Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  8. The Masters is sometimes falls on Easter Monday.. the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Masters Golf Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  9. One day just before Easter a husband pulled into the supermarket. His wife had picked up a few things and was waiting for him. “Hi, honey,” the husband cheerfully said as the wife got into the car. “How was your day?” “I can’t believe it,” the wife said. “It looks like our bank is in trouble.” “What?” the husband asked. “It’s closing at the end of the week,” the wife replied. “That can’t be right,” the husband said. “It’s a national bank!” “Well it’s true,” the wife came back. “I have seen the sign in the window.” “What sign?” The husband asked. “Drive passed the bank and you’ll see,” the wife replied. The husband headed in the direction of the bank. “Right there,” the wife said as they drove by the bank. “See the sign? It says, ‘We Will Be Closed for Good Friday!’ “
  10. I found $20 outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it’s Good Friday I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”… So I turned it into wine… (Beer Jokes)
  11. Which day of the year do chickens hate the most?… Good Fry-day! (Chicken Jokes)
  12. Earlier today I told my Christian friend to “Have a Good Friday.” He didn’t catch my pun. I’m not surprised. Jokes like this usually Pass Over his head.
  13. What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day?… Fry-day.
  14. The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  15. What type of storm does the Easter Bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes! (Blizzard Jokes)
  16. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  17. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  18. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  19. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! (Egg Jokes)
  20. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  21. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  22. How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
  23. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Psychology Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  24. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop! (Music Jokes)
  25. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Doctor Jokes)
  26. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes)
  27. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?… A 14-carrot gold necklace.
  28. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired
  29. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Spring Jokes)
  30. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Grammar Jokes)
  31. What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?… The bunny hop.
  32. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
  33. Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?… The dictionary! (Christmas Jokes)
  34. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?… A jelly bean
  35. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
  36. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top 50 US State Jokes)
  37. What happens if you get married on Easter?… You live hoppily ever after.
  38. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
  39. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Basketball Jokes)
  40. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
  41. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
  42. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you. (Farming Jokes)
  43. What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
  44. What do you call a mischievous Easter Egg? A practical yolk-er.
  45. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
  46. What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
  47. What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
  48. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
  49. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
  50. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
  51. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
  52. Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail
  53. What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.
  54. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
  55. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day! (Barber Jokes)
  56. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days. (Egg Jokes)
  57. How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Grammar Jokes)
  58. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants. (Egg Jokes)
  59. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
  60. I’m feeling optimistic… Tomorrow’s going to be a Good Friday.
  61. Do you know how to find the Easter Bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
  62. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Basketball Jokes)
  63. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled. (Egg Jokes)
  64. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
  65. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric) (Egg Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  66. What do you call the Easter Bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  67. Where does Easter take place every year?… Where eggs marks the spot! (Egg Jokes)
  68. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment! (Police Jokes)
  69. How can you make Easter preparations go faster?… Use the eggs-press lane! (Egg Jokes)
  70. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled. (Egg Jokes)
  71. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
  72. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation! (Egg Jokes)
  73. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  74. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?… Eggs-ercise! (Egg Jokes)
  75. What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird! (Basketball Jokes)
  76. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Baseball Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes)
  77. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
  78. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.” (Rabbit Jokes)
  79. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”(Egg Jokes)
  80. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up.” (Egg Jokes)
  81. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  82. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted! (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  83. Why was the Easter Bunny so sad?… He was having a bad hare day.
  84. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold. (Rabbit Jokes)
  85. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny. (Rabbit Jokes)
  86. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  87. What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial.” (Astronomy Jokes)
  88. What kind of bunny can’t hop?… A chocolate bunny.
  89. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte! (Rabbit Jokes)
  90. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  91. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken! (Chicken Jokes)
  92. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! (Psychology Jokes)
  93. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours! (Rabbit Jokes)
  94. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet! (Rabbit Jokes)
  95. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead! (Psychology Jokes)
  96. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up! (Rabbit Jokes)
  97. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast. (Math Jokes for Kids & Rabbit Jokes)
  98. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise! (Egg Jokes)
  99. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator! (Egg Jokes)
  100. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater! (Track & Field Jokes) (Egg Jokes)
  101. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
  102. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?… The Easter Elephant. (Elephant jokes)
  103. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  104. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
  105. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  106. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
  107. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
  108. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up. (Egg Jokes)
  109. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
  110. Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march. (April Jokes)
  111. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
  112. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks! (Egg Jokes)
  113. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
  114. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia) (Egg Jokes)
  115. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
  116. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers! (Duck Jokes)
  117. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
  118. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it.
  119. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
  120. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?… They lived hoppily ever after.
  121. I was going to tell you a joke about an egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  122. Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?… She said there was a hare in her soup
  123. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?… With a hare brush!
  124. It’s true that bunnies have have good eyesight …… You never see a bunny wearing glasses, after all!
  125. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  126. What did Roman say on Good Friday?… “Nailed it.”
  127. I almost forgot what this Friday is (Good Friday). My mom would be so disappointed… she’d crucify me.
  128. I tried to go toilet shopping on Good Friday… solid waste of my time.
  129. It’s Good Friday. That means if you don’t sin, Then Jesus died for nothing.
  130. Trying to think of a hilarious Good Friday joke… I really want to nail this.
  131. Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros.