Top 50 Ice Cream Jokes

by | Jul 14, 2022 | Dads, Latest News, Moms, Parents, School Jokes

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  2. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ice cream jokes.
  3. They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Friday the 13th Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  5. What is the #1 summer treat for dads?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  6. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream… Ice cream who?… I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
  7. The ice cream scoop got vanilla ice cream in my chocolate ice cream… What a twist!
  8. Did you know you can’t eat ice cream in the military?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting. (Army Jokes / Navy Jokes / Air Force Jokes / Marine Jokes /Coast Guard Jokes)
  9. What day is ice cream day?… Sunday!
  10. I overheard a man order a sundae with nuts, but no ice cream… To me, that’s just nuts. (Psychology Jokes)
  11. My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer. I told her no… I ate it on the couch.
  12. I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it, but he can dish it out.
  13. What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  14. Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.” (Sesame Street Jokes)
  15. I sold a thousand CDs but only made enough money to buy one ice cream. Probably because each CD was Milli Vanilli.
  16. What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?… Beats me… “Desserted!” (Dessert Jokes)
  17. What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  18. What do you call a horse that can’t lose a the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Kentucky Derby Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
  19. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  20. How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon. (Movie Jokes)
  21. What do you call an instructor at an ice cream parlor?… A sundae school teacher.
  22. I know a lot about ice cream… I spent years in sundae school.
  23. What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Cookie d’oh!
  24. I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream. They were Basking Robins.
  25. I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae.
  26. What’s a football player’s favorite ice cream?… Any given sundae.
  27. Where do you learn to make ice cream?… Sundae school.
  28. Ice cream cones make for terrible athletes because they always get licked.
  29. At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” “Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
  30. What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode! (Texas Jokes)
  31. I just taught my kids about taxes… by eating 38% of their ice cream. (Dad Jokes)
  32. Where did the ice-cream man graduate high school from?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes / High School Jokes / High School Graduation Jokes)
  33. When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? … Any Given Sundae. (Football Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  34. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids & Marriage Jokes)
  35. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes)
  36. What is ice creams favouite movie?… Frozen!
  37. What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  38. What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
  39. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes & Pi Math Jokes)
  40. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  41. An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment They are wanted for dessertion. (Army Jokes / Navy Jokes / Air Force Jokes / Marine Jokes /Coast Guard Jokes)
  42. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
  43. What flavor of ice cream do deer go for?… Chocolate chip cookie doe! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes / Deer Jokes)
  44. What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream?… You get Breyer’s remorse! (Black Friday Jokes)
  45. A beaver is eating a popsicle. He has a sour look on his face. ‘I wish I’d reach the stick already’ he mumbles to himself.
  46. Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first day of school?…  He thought it was sundae school. (Kindergarten Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  47. A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand.
  48. What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone?…  Scoop Dogg. (365 Music Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  49. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  50. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Grinch Jokes)