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- Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?… He called it Wildlife Preserve. (Giraffe Jokes)
- What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Egg Jokes)
- Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants.
- What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Ant Jokes)
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call two elephants talking?… A heavy discussion.(Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
- How do elephants stay cool?… Ear Conditioning!
- What game do you not want to play with an elephant?… Squash.
- What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?… Irrelephant.
- If you took away an elephant’s trunk, how would it smell?… Trunk or no trunk, it would smell pretty bad.
- Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?… They only had a pair of trunks. (Swimming Jokes)
- What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?… It’s time to buy a new skateboard. (Skateboarding Jokes)
- How do you lift an elephant with one hand?… Don’t worry about it, you will probably never meet an elephant with one hand.
- What was the elephant doing on the freeway?… About 5 M.P. H.
- Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. (Teacher Jokes)
- What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash. (Fall Jokes)
- What is large, gray and wears glass slippers?… Cinderelephant.
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)