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More Elephant Jokes…

  1. Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  2. Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?… He called it Wildlife Preserve. (Giraffe Jokes)
  3. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Egg Jokes)
  4. Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants.
  5. What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Ant Jokes)
  6. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  8. What do you call two elephants talking?… A heavy discussion.(Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
  10. How do elephants stay cool?… Ear Conditioning!
  11. What game do you not want to play with an elephant?… Squash.
  12. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?… Irrelephant.
  13. If you took away an elephant’s trunk, how would it smell?… Trunk or no trunk, it would smell pretty bad.
  14. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?… They only had a pair of trunks. (Swimming Jokes)
  15. What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?… It’s time to buy a new skateboard. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  16. How do you lift an elephant with one hand?… Don’t worry about it, you will probably never meet an elephant with one hand.
  17. What was the elephant doing on the freeway?… About 5 M.P. H.
  18. Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. (Teacher Jokes)
  19. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash. (Fall Jokes)
  20. What is large, gray and wears glass slippers?… Cinderelephant.
  21. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)