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More Summer Jokes…

  1. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  2. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  3. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  6. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (Iced Tea Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
  7. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  8. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
  9. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
  10. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)