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More Archery Jokes…

  1. My partner asked how I got invited to the Archery Champions Ball… I told her I had to pull a few strings.
  2. How do you improve your archery?… With better arrow dynamics.
  3. Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?… You don’t know what you missing.
  4. Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  5. What did the couple say after they were struck by Cupid’s arrow?… Ouch! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. Three men line up to show off their skills at archery: They are to shoot off the apple off of a young boy’s head. The first one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple clean off of the boy’s head, and says, “I am Robin Hood!”. The second one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple of the boy’s head, and says, “I am William Tell!”. The third one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the poor boy in the skull, who then proceeds to drop dead. The archer looks at what he has done, takes off his hat, and whispers, “I am sorry.” (Robin Hood Jokes)
  7. What’s Cupid’s favorite superhero TV show?… Arrow. (Super Hero Jokes & Archery Jokes)
  8. What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?… Dep-archers. (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Robin Hood Jokes)
  9. Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize.
  10. What did the archer get when he hit a bull’s eye?…  a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  11. What kind of bow can’t be tied?… a crossbow.
  12. Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?… He was totally bow-gus! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  13. What did the archer make out of his bow?… A bow tie.
  14. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?… Ribbon Hood. (Christmas Jokes & Robin Hood Jokes)
  15. Why can’t you play archery in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
  16. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Pilgrim Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes) )
  17. Why was Cinderella so bad at archery?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Cinderella Jokes))
  18. Where do archers go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes for Kids & New Jersey Jokes)
  19. Why doesn’t the philosopher like to do archery?… Because he Kant hit the Marx.
  20. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. (Banana Jokes)
  21. What would you get if you crossed an archer and the Invisible Man?… archery like no one has ever seen.
  22. What did the mummy archery coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why was the skeleton always left out of the match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  24. Coach always used to say “Aim for the skies, boy”. He doesn’t say that anymore after I blinded myself at archery practice.
  25. What did Orion receive after losing an archery competition? A constellation prize.

PG -13

  1. What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. What do real archers say to compound archers?… “I see you still have your training wheels on your bow.”