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  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims. (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  3. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
  4. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  5. With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what is the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?…  Masked potatoes. (Doctor Jokes)
  6. I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  7. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  8. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  9. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
  10. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Turkey Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)