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Thanksgiving Jokes

  1. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?… Lucky. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  2. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey.
  3. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  4. Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play! (Police Jokes)
  5. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  6. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
  7. What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  8. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top State Jokes)
  9. What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Computer Jokes)
  10. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Boxing Jokes)
  11. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Grandparents Jokes)
  12. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Music Jokes)
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Tamara… Tamara who?… Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers! (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  14. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  15. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside! (Turkey Jokes)
  16. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet.  (Turkey Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  17. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  18. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”… Because they never learned good table manners!
  19. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language.
  20. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?… A turkey that can pluck itself! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  21. Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! (Turkey Jokes)
  22. Why did the cranberries turn red?… Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  23. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Turkey Jokes) (Top Grandparents Quotes)
  24. In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  25. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?… A poultrygeist! (Halloween Jokes)
  26. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?… Foul weather! (Turkey Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  27. Mom, can I have a canary for Thanksgiving?… NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else. (Turkey Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  28. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Black Friday Jokes)
  29. What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play.
  30. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?… A poul-tree! (Arbor Day Jokes) (Turkey Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  31. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?… The drumstick! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  32. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?… Goblet. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  33. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Ice Cream Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  34. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! (Dessert Jokes)
  35. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Turkey Jokes)
  36. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?… “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
  37. What do you call a running turkey?… Fast food! (Fast Food Jokes)
  38. Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?… He sensed fowl play.
  39. Where do you find a turkey with no legs?… Exactly where you left it!
  40. What never eats at Christmas dinner?… The turkey – it’s stuffed. (Christmas Jokes)
  41. What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?… To be or not to be roasted, that is the question. (Grammar Jokes)
  42. What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?… God save the kin. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  43. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven! (Pilgrim Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  44. What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?… Turkey feathers.
  45. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?… Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. (Thanksgiving Jokes / American Revolution Jokes / Hunting Jokes)