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  1. What is the Guillotine?… A French chopping centre.
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Francis Francis who?… France is a country in Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
  3. What do you call a french guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Summer Jokes)
  4. Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don’t care about it! (4th of July Jokes)
  5. Which ghost was president of France?… Charles de Ghoul. (Ghost Jokes)
  6. Who is the most famous French ant?… Napoleant! (Ant Jokes)
  7. Why do French People eat snails?… Because they don’t like fast food! (Fast Food Jokes)
  8. Where do fruits go on vacation?… Pear-is. (Travel Blogs)
  9. How does every French joke start?… By looking over your shoulder. 
  10. Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?… He was declared to be in Seine. (Psychology Jokes)
  11. Which is the biggest rope?… Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
  12. What does a frog in Paris eat?… French Flies.
  13. Whats in the middle of Paris?… R. 
  14. French people give me the crepes. 
  15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Parton!… Parton who?… Parton my French!