Google Search “Giving Tuesday Jokes”
- Why were Taco Tuesdays introduced?… Because they wanted to give us something to taco ’bout the whole week.
- Why did Duracell donate batteries for their matching gift program?… They were free of charge.
- Why did the Mars matching gift program fail?… Wrong atmosphere.
- Why did the matching gift program at the sushi restaurant fail?… It was fishy.
- Why did Red Lobster stop their matching gift program?… They were shellfish.
- Why did the beaver company’s matching gift test succeed?… It was the best dam program.
- Why don’t donors trust ladder-up donation messages?… They are always up to something.
- Why did Coca Cola’s recycling plant stop its giving program?… It was soda-pressing.
- Why did the Skeleton Gang’s corporate donation program fail?… They had no body to give.
- Why did the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company’s corporate gift bounce?… It was tearable.
- Did you hear about the fraud case against the I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter CSR program?… I Don’t want to spread it.
- How do you organize a fundraiser for the Earth?… You plan-et.
- Why was the camping fundraiser so crazy?… It was in-tents.
- Will February March for Dimes?… No, but April may.
- Why was the cemetery fundraiser so popular?… People were dying to get in.
- Why is Cinderella so bad at organizing fundraising events?… She’s always running away from the ball.
- Why did the Bike-a-Thon Fundraiser fail?… It was two tired.
- Why did the fundraiser bring a carton of eggs to the charity event?… Because they wanted to make sure they had a “nest” egg for the cause!
- How much do pirates donate on average?… A buccaneer.
- How often do pool lifeguards donate to charity?… It deep-ends.
- Why are the Swiss such great donors?… Don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.
- Why did people stop donating to the Big Ben Fund?… They thought it was a waste of time.
- Why did the bike stop donating?… It was two tired.
- Why did the clown donate his salary?… It was a nice jester.
- What did the beekeeper say to the fundraising ask?… “May-bee.”
- What does a spicy donor do when they don’t get a thank-you note?…They get jalapeno face.
- What do you call a donor with no body and no nose?… Nobody knows.
- Why didn’t the Invisible Man donate?… He couldn’t see himself doing it.
- Why did the Nonprofit Chemistry STEM fundraiser fail? >> It didn’t get a reaction.
- What prize did the nonprofit organization that invented knock-knock jokes win?… The no-bell prize.
- Why did the piggy bank break up with the donation box?… Because it found someone “more coin-ventional”!