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- Top 50 November Jokes: If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Pretzel Day Jokes)
- November 3rd: Sandwich Day Jokes: Top 50 Sandwich Jokes: What is a Great White shark’s favorite kind of sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish! (Shark Jokes)
- November 4th Top 10 National Candy Day Jokes Top 50 Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
- November 5th Daylight Saving Time Jokes Top 50 Daylight Savings Jokes: Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
- November 7th Election Day: Election Day Jokes Top 50 Election Jokes: What political party are most corn farmers and growers?… They are “corn” servative republic-corns.
- November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Top 50 Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
- November 14th: National Pickle Day Jokes: Top 50 Pickle Jokes: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- November 16th: Fast Food Day Jokes Top 50 Fast Food Jokes: What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
- November 24th: Thanksgiving Day Jokes for Kids: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee who?… Norma Lee I don’t eat this much! (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
- November 25th Black Friday Jokes: Top 50 Black Friday Jokes: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- I’m like a November afternoon … Short and not very bright. (Fall Jokes)
- What month should you never ask to borrow money from?… “NO” vember
- A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- November 26th: Thanksgiving: Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in November! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Don’t June know it’s November? (August Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about November? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What month should you never ask on a date?… “NO” vember
- What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember (Clean Prom Jokes)
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
- What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best November jokes.
- The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.” “Thank you very much, sir.”
- Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about November?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good November knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good November knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Veterans Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
- Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in November?… They fall for anything. (Fall Jokes)
- What’s a fire’s least favorite month?… No-ember.
- How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what is the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?… Masked potatoes. (Doctor Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
- Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
- Everyone hates my facial hair for No Shave November… But it’s growing on me! (Beard Jokes & Barber Jokes)
- Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? … It’s grown on me. (Beard Jokes & Barber Jokes)
- Green Day released a new politically fueled single today called “Wake Me Up When November Ends” (Election Jokes)
- This is the Alaska State Police. Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th? (Alaska Jokes & Police Jokes)
- November 5th: National Donut Day: What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!