Top 50 Fast Food Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fast food jokes.
  2. What do you call a dark lord that works at KFC?… Lord of the Wings! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  3. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Cheeseburger Jokes)
  4. What do you call a hobbit eating at KFC?… Lord of the Wings. (Fast Food Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
  5. What do you call a hobbit that eats junk food?… Lord of the Onion Rings. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  6. I have started eating McDonalds after deciding to run a marathon… I need some fast food.
  7. Where does royalty go out to eat?… Burger King. (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  8. I went to McDonalds and Wendy’s and Burger Kings and all the fries were burnt!… Then I realized it’s Black Fryday.(Black Friday Jokes & Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fast food?
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fast food knock-knock joke?
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fast food knock knock jokes? 
  13. I was told to stop eating fast food… I now just eat turtles. (Turtle Jokes)
  14. What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Hamburger Jokes)
  15. What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out! (Curling Jokes)
  16. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s?… A Shamrock shake.
  17. When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? …. When it’s a FRENCH fry! (Potato Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  18. Why do the French like to eat snails?… Because they don’t like fast food!
  19. Why doesn’t Tigger like fast food?… Because he can’t catch it! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  20. A husband and wife were driving through the mountains. As they approached their campsite, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They continued to argue back and forth as they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” (Camping Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  21. Why did the hobbit go to McDonalds?… To get a second breakfast. (Breakfast Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  22. Why don’t giraffes like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! (Giraffe Jokes)
  23. What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?… Fast food meals on wheels. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  24. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
  25. Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?… The kernel was looking for him. (Chicken Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  26. What does popcorn and KFC have in common?… Greasy, old kernals. (Chicken Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  28. What do sharks working in fast food tell customers?… Chumming right up. (Shark Jokes)
  29. Why don’t sharks like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! (Shark Jokes)
  30. What did the middle school student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”… “Can I have fries and a burger?” (Hamburger Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  31. What do you call a dark lord that works at KFC?… Lord of the Wings!
  32. What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese! (Shark Jokes)
  33. Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.” (Book Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  34. What is the hamburgers motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again! (365 Inspiring Quotes & Hamburger Jokes)
  35. Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
  36. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Alaska Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  37. The date is January 31, 1990, and the Soviet Union has opened its first McDonalds… A KGB agent walks up to order and says, “One vodka, please.” The woman at the register looks and says, “Comrade, this is a McDonalds. We don’t serve vodka.” The KGB agent looks surprised and says, “Excuse my mistake, comrade. One McVodka, please.” (January Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  38. What did the middle school student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”… “Can I have fries and a burger?” (Hamburger Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  39. What do you get if you play McDonald’s Monopoly 30 Days Straight?… A Heart Attack!!
  40. Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?… Because it’s bad for your elf! (Elf Jokes)
  41. A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, “Oh no. We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50.” The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, “It’s his turn with the teeth.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  42. Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?… It’s called the “Pursuit of Happy Meals”
  43. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day! (Donut Jokes)
  44. Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?… Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Election Jokes)
  45. Why don’t Americans eat snails?… Because they like “Fast Food.”
  46. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar.
  47. I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.” (Graduation Jokes)
  48. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… Because it was built on solid ground beef.
  49. Why did the french fry win the race?…  Because it was fast food!
  50. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
  51. Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Boxing Jokes)
  52. What does a cat call a hummingbird?… Fast food. (Bird Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  53. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola. (Mole Day Jokes)
  54. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)