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- Coffee Jokes Top 50 Coffee Jokes: So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks… and shouts, “gimme a tea!” (Tea Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
- October 2nd National Custodian Day: According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators.
- October 4th: National Taco Day: Taco Jokes Top 50 Taco Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
- October 5th: World Teachers Day: Teacher Jokes: Top 50 Teacher Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- October 6th: World Smile Day: Smile Jokes Top 50 Smile Jokes: What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. (Grammar Jokes & Track Jokes)
- October 5th: World Teachers Day: Teacher Jokes: Top 50 Teacher Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- October 6th: World Smile Day: Smile Jokes Top 50 Smile Jokes: When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes)
- October 8th: World Octopus Day: Octopus Jokes Top 50 Octopus Jokes: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes)
- October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan. (World Geography Jokes)
- October 9th Columbus Day Jokes: Top 50 Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Biology Jokes)
- October 10th: World Mental Health Day: Top 50 Psychology Jokes: Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes / Donut Jokes for Kids)
- October 10th: October 10th is such a great day!… 10/10.
- October 11th Top 50 Prime Day Jokes‘: Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
- October 12th: National Farmer’s Day Jokes Farming Jokes: Top 50 Farmer Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Fall Jokes)
- Friday October 13th Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills! (Cemetery Jokes)
- October 14th International Egg Day: Egg Jokes / Top 50 Egg Jokes: I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day!
- Fall Jokes Top 50 Fall Jokes: What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?… A har-vest! (Farming Jokes)
- October 16th: National Boss Day Jokes: The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”
- October 17th: National Pasta Day What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Spaghetti Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
- October 18th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Top 50 Cupcake Jokes: Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
- Homecoming Jokes: Top 50 Homecoming Jokes: What month should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
- October 23rd: Mole Jokes for Chemistry Top 50 Mole Day Jokes: What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- October 26th: National Pumpkin Day Jokes: Top 50 Pumpkin Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
- October 29th National Cat Day Jokes Top 50 Cat Jokes: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: Top 50 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes)
- September 3rd: Top 50 Bacon Jokes: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes)
Top 50 January Jokes / January Jokes
- Top 50 Snow Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter! It is a blizzard! (Blizzard Jokes)
- Top 50 Winter Jokes: I was going to take a winter swim… But after wading in I got cold feet. (Swimming Jokes)
- January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 50 Spaghetti Jokes: What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
- January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes Top 50 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
- January 11th National Milk Day: Top 50 Milk Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- Friday the 13th: Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- January 15th National Bagel Day: Top 50 Bagel Jokes: What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Pilot Jokes)
- January 15th National Hat Day: Top 50 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
- January 16th Appreciate a Dragon Day: Top 50 Dragon Jokes: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Knight Jokes & Dragon Jokes)
- January 18th Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- January 19th National Popcorn Day Jokes: Top 50 Popcorn Jokes: I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater… It’s ok though, it still saved me money. (Movie Jokes)
- January 21st: World Penguin Day Top 50 Penguin Jokes:
- January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 50 Pie Jokes What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?… Whoopie Pi! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Maine Jokes)
- January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes: Top 50 Peanut Butter Jokes Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
- January 30th National Croissant Day Top 50 Croissant Jokes: I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage… It was bread in captivity. (Bread Jokes)
- Top 50 Civil War Jokes: Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War… For the Confederacy, it all went South from there.
- Top 50 Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
Top 50 February Jokes / February Jokes
- February 2nd: Top 50 Groundhog Day Jokes: Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)
- February 3rd: National Bubble Gum Day: Top 50 Gum Jokes: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
- February 5th: Top 50 Full Moon Jokes: My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
- February 9th: National Pizza Day: Top 50 Pizza Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- February 12th: Top 50 Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl XLV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- February 21st: Top 50 Presidents’ Day Jokes: Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
- February 21st: Top 50 Mardi Gras Jokes: What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
- February 21st: Top 50 Pancake Jokes: What did the grandpa pancake say to the grandchild burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Grandparent Jokes)
- February 28th: Top 50 Pancake Jokes: Where do most people eat pancakes during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Lear Year Jokes)
- March 2nd: Top 50 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What do you call someone who watches you take a test while wearing a vest?… Proctor Seuss. (Jokes for Teachers)
- March 12th: Top 50 Daylight Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
- March 13th: National Napping Day Jokes: Top 50 Napping Jokes: How does Malfoy get in his bed?… He slithers in! (Harry Potter Jokes)
- March 14th: Top 50 Pi Day Jokes: What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?… “I don’t want to repeat myself.”
- March 17th: Top 50 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? …. St. O’Claus! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- Top 50 Full Moon Jokes: How did the leprechaun go to the moon?… In a sham-rocket. (Leprechaun Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
- March 18th: World Sleep Day Jokes: What are the two things your grandpa doesn’t like about you as a little boy?… Number 1 you don’t want to sleep in the afternoon. Number 2, you won’t let him take a nap either. (Grandparent Jokes)
- March 18th: Top 50 Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
- March 20th: 1st Day of Spring Jokes: Top 50 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- March 30th National Pencil Day & Top 50 Pencil Jokes: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
- March 30th Top 50 Pencil Jokes: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
- March 31st: Top 50 Crayon Jokes: Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood.What do you find in an empty nose?… fingerprints. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
- March 31st: Top 50 Prom JokesWhat does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
Top 50 April Jokes / April Jokes
- April 1st – 3rd: Top 50 Final Four Jokes: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
- April 1st: Top 50 April Fools’ Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
- April 6th National Burrito Day: Top 50 Burrito Jokes: Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
- April 6th: Top 10 Walking Jokes: What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
- April 7th: Good Friday Jokes: Top 50 Good Friday Jokes: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)
- April 9th: Top 10 Easter Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP.
- April 6th – 9th The Masters: Top 50 Masters Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
- April 11th: National Pet Day Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
- April 19th: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: Top 50 Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
- April 25th World Penguin Day: Top 50 Penguin Jokes: They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins.”… They are calling it “April of the Penguins!” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Movie Jokes)
- 2023 Prom Jokes: 23 Funny Prom Jokes: How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
- May 1st Top 50 May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
- May 4th May the 4th be With You: Top 50 May the 4th Be With You Jokes:
- May 5th Cinco De Mayo Top 50 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Taco Jokes)
- May 6th : Top 50 Coronation Jokes: “God Save the Queen” seems an ill-fitting anthem following the coronation of King Charles III… The obvious choice for the replacement is the “Charles in Charge” theme song. (365 Music Jokes)
- May 6th: Top 50 Kentucky Derby Jokes:
- May 28th National Hamburger Day: Top 50 Hamburger Jokes:
- May 29th Memorial Day: Top 50 Memorial Day Jokes: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! (Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes)
- June 1st: Top 50 June Jokes: June 1st: Someone told me today is June 1st… But they May be wrong. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- June 2nd: National Donut Day: Top 50 Donut Jokes: “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde (Book Jokes)
- June 3rd National Egg Day: Top 50 Egg Jokes: I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Egg Jokes)
- June 3rd National Trails Day: Top 50 Hiking Jokes: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- June 4th National Cheese Day Jokes Top 50 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Cheese! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
- Summer Camp Jokes for Kids: Top 50 Summer Camp Jokes: Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- Last Day of School Jokes: Top 50 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Teacher Jokes & Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
- Summer Camp Jokes for Kids Top 50 Summer Camp Jokes: Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes)
- June 8th World Oceans Day: Top 50 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
- June 14th Flag Day: Top 50 Flag Jokes: Did you hear about the kid who bungie jumped from the school’s flag pole?… She was suspended. (Principal Jokes)
- June 15th National Lobster Day Jokes: Top 50 Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobsterman bring crayons to the Lobsterfest?… So he could draw butter. (Butter Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
- June 18th Father’s Day Jokes: Top 50 Father’s Day Jokes: What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids / Ice Cream Jokes / Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- June 18th Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes: Top 50 Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- June 27th National Sunglasses Day: Sunglasses Jokes: Top 50 Sunglasses Jokes: Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students! (Sun Jokes & (Middle School Jokes)
- July Jokes: Top 50 July Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- July 1st: Canada Day Jokes Top 50 Canada Day Jokes: If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (World Geography Jokes)
- July 1st: National Postal Workers Day: National Postal Workers Day Jokes: What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Basketball Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
- July 4th 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- July 4th 4th of July Jokes for Kids: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Fireworks Jokes: Top 50 Fireworks Jokes: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Summer Camp Jokes for Kids Top 50 Summer Camp Jokes: Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes)
- Summer Jokes / Top 50 Summer Jokes: Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- July 11th Cow Appreciation Day Jokes Top 50 Cow Jokes: Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows. (World Geography Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- July 14th Bastille Day Jokes: I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
- Shark Week Jokes: Top 50 Shark Jokes: If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
- July 18th: National Ice Cream Day: Top 10 Ice Cream Jokes: What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- July 31st: Harry Potter Jokes Top 50 Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- August 3rd National Watermelon Day Top 50 Watermelon Jokes:
- August 13th: Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- September 2nd (1s Saturday) World Beard Day Jokes Beard Jokes: “I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes)
- September 3rd: Top 50 Bacon Jokes: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes)
- September 4th Labor Day Jokes Top 50 Labor Day Jokes: Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful. (Wedding Jokes)
- September 6th: National Read A Book Day Book Jokes Top 50 Book Jokes: I just wrote a book on reverse psychology… Do not read it. (Psychology Jokes)
- September 8th Star Trek Day Star Trek Jokes Top 50 Star Trek Jokes: What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- What’s a bee’s favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Bee Jokes)
- September 12th Grandparents Day Grandparent Jokes Top 50 Grandparent Jokes What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- September 13th: National Peanut Day Jokes: Peanut Jokes Top 50 Peanut Jokes Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
- September 13th Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions
- September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
- September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)