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  1. April 1st: Top 50 April Fools’ Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  2. April 1st Top 10 Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  3. April 6th National Burrito Day: Top 10 Burrito Jokes: Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
  4. Don’t June know it’s August? (June Jokes)
  5. Don’t June know it’s August?… I can’t December. (December Jokes)
  6. April 9th: Top 10 Easter Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP.
  7. April 5th: Top 10 Final Four Jokes: Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  8. Student: Do you know all about April 1st? Teacher: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Jokes for Teachers)
  9. April 7th: Top 10 Walking Jokes: What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  10. 2020 was an interesting leap year… There was 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. (Leap Year Jokes)
  11. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  12. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in April and mine in July! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  13. April 11th: National Pet Day JokesHow did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
  14. Did you know bees become indecisive after April?… They become maybees. (May Jokes & Bee Jokes)
  15. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about April? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  17. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  18. If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  19. I once knew someone who was born on April 1st and died on April 1st… …His entire life was one big joke.
  20. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes Monkey Jokes)
  21. April 19th: Patriots’ Day JokesWhat was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  22. I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th… Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. ((Math Jokes for Teachers & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  23. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  24. April 22nd: Earth Day JokesHow do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  25. Full Moon Jokes: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Sun Jokes)
  26. April 25th World Penguin Day: They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins.”… They are calling it “April of the Penguins!” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month Movie Jokes)
  27. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
  28. April 1st: National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  29. April 5th: National Burrito Day JokesWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  30. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  31. Someone told me today is April 1st. But they May be wrong.
  32. A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  33. April 30th: Arbor Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  34. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  35. What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward. (Soccer Jokes & April Jokes)
  36. April 12th: Easter JokesWhat do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  37. April 13th: Friday the 13th JokesWhat do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  38. Clean Prom JokesWhat did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  39. For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  40. I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  41. Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?… It starts off fool. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  42. April Fools Day…………The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  43. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June. (Star Wars Jokes)
  44. An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked: “Where were you on the night of October to April?” (Police Jokes)
  45. Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?… Because they have just finished a 31 day March. (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  46. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (June Jokes)
  47. Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  48. What’s the worst part about April Fools?… Jokes without punchlines. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  49. What’s the only difference between Valentine’s Day and April fools?… I don’t get my hopes up when April fools comes around. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  50. Why do Native Americans hate April?… Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.
  51. If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?… Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.
  52. Who’s job is it to announce the end of April?… Billy “May’s here”
  53. When do gorillas fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers.
  54. I don’t care if Caitlin Jenner identifies as a woman… but April identifying as January is crossing the line. (January Jokes)